Coronavirus Bugcashers Anonymous

Day 24: I licked a doorknob today. It tasted like brass and I got an erection thinking about how sick I will get. Mmmm yes, infect me you naughty Chinese slut. Infect me, mommy.

(CHARLESTON, S.C.) — Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has canceled four events in south Florida set for Wednesday because of illness.

Buttigieg campaign spokesman Chris Meagher says the former mayor is sick with a cold.
https://time.com/5791169/pete-buttigieg-cancels-events-illness/