I'm gonna die alone

I'm in my 20s which means my life is practically over already

Might be time to off yourself dude. If I ever hit 20 I'm gassing myself ASAP.

>>2
I said in my 20s, not exactly 20
mid 20s
but yeah, social opportunities dry up and people won't be interested in someone like me
seems like everyone already gets married when they're like 22 or some shit so there's no hope for me, my life is already over

when you get even older, years probably fly by really quickly, and you get old and then turn into one of those old people who complains about their back and their thyroid or something idk

>>3
Wow, it's definitely time to off yourself. Mid 20s and no wife? How did you fuck up so badly? No, don't answer, just die.

>>3

If its any consolation there's a lot of us and as we get older we will have less to lose. Stick around, it might get interesting.

This is typical for women who fall for feminism, sadly https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/m-broke-mostly-friendless-ve-110010727.html

>>3
Yeah you're fucked. You should have seen this coming and tried to become normal sooner. Just focus on programming and money and shit. Some lives were just not meant to be lived by us.

>>7
I feel like I'm a shitty programmer too. I mean, my tech skills are okay, I have a good github profile, etc. but the best software developers are the ones with good "soft skills" so they can be a team player. No one cares about my apps or websites, or my cool shell one-liners. All they care about is how extroverted and confident and charismatic you are.

extroverted and confident and charismatic you are

HR wants DEMANDS Team Players

>>3
I'm like you but older with more money and probably going to lose my job when the very gay company I work at goes under next year. I'm going to have to move on because at 29 there's no way I can compete. I've been applying for jobs constantly since I heard the rumors from a friend in management. The results have all included a pay cut or relocation to an even more post-apocalyptic hellscape. If I had stayed at my first job as a cashier and lived at home I would probably have more money in my bank account than I do now.

I'm considering just faking a mental illness and going on welfare. I'm probably already actually mentally ill by any sane standard. I have no idea what to do for the rest of my natural life, however. I'm considering smoking cigarettes. Drug dealing and cultivation of marijuana also appeals to me. When I dealt in high school I made incredible amounts of money for the effort. Sorry mom, dad, big sis, lil bro, I didn't mean to end up like this but I'm not cut out for a working life it seems.

What's the takeway from all of this? It could always be worse I suppose. My friend who joined the military lost a leg and is in pain all the time. His life is over. My younger sister has poly-cystic ovaries and is most likely sterile. My childhood friend moved to SF and has less in the bank than my take-home pay for a single quarter. He's probably underwater right now including credit card debt. We rarely speak but I saw him this Thanksgiving. He was drugged out of his mind on narcotics. Is anyone really thriving in this environment? I sincerely doubt it.

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take the NEET pill

0. Convert all savings to gold bullion / pay off outstanding car loan
1. Find apartment
2. Apply for rent aid
3. Get fired
4. Collect unemployment -> SNAP -> Medicaid (if your state allows)
5. Fake mental illness that has medication you can sell on black market
6. Get psychiatrist to prescribe that medication and sign off on your SSDI
7. Sell your xanax/amphetamine/other for supplemental spending money
8. Never work again
9. Sell gold when needed for liquidity or if you want to go on a vacation

I'm in my 27's and was called "Novíssimo!" by a 32 year old grill 2 weeks ago, at the ocasion of my birthday.

>>12
Make your're are game.