0. Convert all savings to gold bullion / pay off outstanding car loan 1. Find apartment 2. Apply for rent aid 3. Get fired 4. Collect unemployment -> SNAP -> Medicaid (if your state allows) 5. Fake mental illness that has medication you can sell on black market 6. Get psychiatrist to prescribe that medication and sign off on your SSDI 7. Sell your xanax/amphetamine/other for supplemental spending money 8. Never work again 9. Sell gold when needed for liquidity or if you want to go on a vacation