I've a Plan to Convince Reddit Unban Me

I will keep sadistically killing helpless animals, one a week, until they unsuspend me. That will get them nice PR. What do you think about it?

Stop with the neuroleptics, they're affecting your thinking.

>>2

Sorry, but I'm addicted to my antipsychotics. I tried to convinced psychitrist to prescribe me some cooler anti-depressants, but she refuses.

"Threatening to harm pets or neglect them is a common Narcissistic Abuse tactic employed by Narcissists, Sociopaths, and Narcopaths. Only Dark Triad personality types tend to actually go through with it, but threatening to harm a pet is an extremely abusive way to psychologically manipulate and emotionally control a partner who is attached to an animal or who has a high level of emotional sensitivity to animal rights or abuses."

Why isn't this thread moved to /lounge/ holy shit

>>3
I managed to quit mine long ago, but it wasn't easy at first. My best advice is to experiment with reducing the dosage slowly without trying to substitute it for another. If you just get addicted into something else, that's bad.

>>4
Nikita will never have a partner.

Nobody is going to care about a psychopathic narcissist blackmailing Reddit. You can do this everyday for the next three years and Reddit isn't going to care. You are a narcissist and you will continue feeling like a victim because you will not change.

>>8
Well, with all honestly, he is a victim in this case. He did nothing wrong yet he got banned.

>>8
Had Reddit not cared, they would not have banned me in the first place for killing a hamster. So if large number of people gets annoyed at me, Reddit will be forced to make a public statement regarding my performances. You see, people love fluffy animals like bunnies. And I won't be killing this time, I will be killing bunnies, which I could also cook, while hamster will be just a money thrown out. Bunny is a lot more cute than hamster. So there will be a shitstorm.

>>10

And I won't be killing hamster this time,

self fix

>>7
>t. didn't read Nikita's poorly translated biography
He already had a poetress partner.

>>12
Where is that quote from?

>>13
right here
*grabs dick*

>>13
from Darude - Sandstorm

My partner is my dick, lil' one eye.

>>10
You actually banned yourself. You didn't have to do it but that's exactly what you wanted. So you're fucking retarded to want to return when you worked so hard to get banned.