I've a Plan to Convince Reddit Unban Me

I will keep sadistically killing helpless animals, one a week, until they unsuspend me. That will get them nice PR. What do you think about it?

>>8
Had Reddit not cared, they would not have banned me in the first place for killing a hamster. So if large number of people gets annoyed at me, Reddit will be forced to make a public statement regarding my performances. You see, people love fluffy animals like bunnies. And I won't be killing this time, I will be killing bunnies, which I could also cook, while hamster will be just a money thrown out. Bunny is a lot more cute than hamster. So there will be a shitstorm.