I've a Plan to Convince Reddit Unban Me

I will keep sadistically killing helpless animals, one a week, until they unsuspend me. That will get them nice PR. What do you think about it?

Nobody is going to care about a psychopathic narcissist blackmailing Reddit. You can do this everyday for the next three years and Reddit isn't going to care. You are a narcissist and you will continue feeling like a victim because you will not change.