>>5 Of course they do. When boomers retire, one of the first things they learn is how to use a computer. They move onto programming and then move onto shit posting with spam.
>>10 Right wing left wing is bullshit. Pro kike or anti kike is the only relevant political tension in the USA. Unless kikes are removed, USA will be California in a generation except with less whites. What difference, at that point, does it make?
Proto-boomers used to say "get off my lawn" but now boomers live in condos.
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Anonymous2018-03-01 11:10
vows are taken before you're married so do not count once you marry by law and have sex after and become one flesh as god states so the vows you make before cancel out once you get married you need to make vows after you're married for them to count in gods eyes
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Anonymous2018-03-01 21:45
You had anymore Arab dick yet, why did you like it ? ;p
>>26 Cigarettes are taxed at 400% there's no need to be under 100.
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Anonymous2018-03-04 15:53
"Take the guns first, go through due process second."
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Anonymous2018-03-04 21:51
"There are too many niggers in the white house"
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Anonymous2018-04-04 5:18
"Yeah i shut down the computer with the button. Its meant to do that". >mfw looking at filesystem errors in ubuntu.
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Anonymous2018-04-13 15:54
Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!
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Anonymous2018-05-09 3:53
Boomer:*asks for advice* 15 minutes later Boomer:I'll do it my way anyway
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Anonymous2018-05-09 4:05
Boomer: I was reading all these people online think something Reality: They are incapable of looking beyond the first page of a google search or critically analyzing the source
This one really bothers me at work and with my older relatives. Especially when they can only type hunter pecker sub 30 wpm and are basically helpless because they can't even use a computer. At least with family I can just take away their administrator accounts to reduce the chances of them destroying their own systems, if only I could be so lucky elsewhere.
When retarded boomers die off we can finally have a tolerant and open Sorosian society.
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Anonymous2018-05-19 8:43
"I pay the bills manually. I just go to the bank every month, and pay the bills in time." Boomers incapable of understanding why they have to pay penalties on missed bills. Boomers think they never make mistakes or be wrong on silliest little excuses.
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Anonymous2018-05-19 8:53
Why are boomers can't use simple logic? Its like they evolved some defensive mechanism to avoid reality of "A therefore B". In their eyes B is impossible, because A can't happen or B isn't caused by A, even if its possible and has numerous examples. I'll test this with a visual meme illustrating the logic gap and one test subject boomer soon.
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Anonymous2018-05-19 9:41
Test result:Boomer logic is invulnerable to propositional logic and even detailed enumeration of failure modes and expected outcomes for every case.
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Anonymous2018-05-19 9:46
Unexpected glimpse of boomer mind: they want to do everything manually and personally, but believe that their environment is "automated" and independent of boomers deciding on every step(i.e. human error and risk are negligible, and they're never in error or represent risk).
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Anonymous2018-05-19 9:50
Boomer logic: Boomer complains that something bad in X occurred, and that occurred because the boomer in questioned neglected it. When offered to automate a part of X, the boomer responds he always does X manually and thats the reason X works and he never neglects X.
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Anonymous2018-05-19 16:20
>>37 >When retarded boomers die off we can finally have a tolerant and open Sorosian society. I don't want to spoil it but read the peak boomer history, 1960s 1970s and 1980s. Carefully.
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Anonymous2018-05-26 2:56
Boomers are boneheaded and retarded, can't listen to advice. I have to deal with them daily. They have crystallized, closed minds.
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Anonymous2018-05-26 3:22
The average boomer views himself as an immortal, invincible paragon of virtue, destined to lead by example. Of course reality has a different opinion.
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Anonymous2018-05-26 3:51
P.S. the secret to success of social networks is alienation of boomers(and old people in general): If boomers can't use a website, it becomes popular and hip new thing, free of boomerposting and mental toxicity. Of course sooner or later market demands that website would be accessible to boomers too and become a social dump or boomers eventually learn to use it(e.g. 4chan) because its barriers to entry are low enough. In fact making games/websites/software hard to use and exclusive creates stable, strong communities : the popular stuff gets diluted to appeal to most common denominator.
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Anonymous2018-05-26 6:05
I have an ipad or even an iwatch
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Anonymous2018-05-26 9:46
>>47 >iPad Nope, everyone uses that. >iWatch Boomers wear mechanical watches and circlejerk of Reddit about it trying to convince millenials to shill out tons of cash for their retarded anachronism. Coming to understand it, boomers are the only people who keep obsolete tech alive because they're too dumb for anything else.
>>49 Boomerposting doesn't work that great without a pic and using sage is a dead giveaway. Adding a typical boomer quip like "Kids these days blarg harbl blump" will make it standout more.