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Typical Boomer Quotes

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 8:25

"Internet is full of lies"
"Its on TV, so its true"

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 14:20

I never heard Grace Park say that.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 20:22

"I voted for Trump"

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 10:14

"let's spam /prog/ with non programming threads"

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 10:19

>>4
You really think the Boomers are doing that?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 13:09

>>5
Of course they do. When boomers retire, one of the first things they learn is how to use a computer. They move onto programming and then move onto shit posting with spam.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-22 2:13

>>6
An iPad is NOT a computer.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-22 2:44

>>7
von Neumann agrees

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-22 6:32

>>7
I believe microwave ovens are computers. The ipad is also a computer.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-22 21:45

i voted for obama (countering the anti-right wing political rudeness in this thread)

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-22 21:54

>>10
Right wing left wing is bullshit. Pro kike or anti kike is the only relevant political tension in the USA. Unless kikes are removed, USA will be California in a generation except with less whites. What difference, at that point, does it make?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-22 23:04

whats the point of saging no one uses this site

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-22 23:28

>>12
Who are you talking to?

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-23 0:02

>>13
You, sage-master.

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-23 1:11

^ not me

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-23 13:29

>>14
But I don't even use this site!

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-23 15:03

>>16
same

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-01 9:13

"To get something you’ve never had, you must do something you’ve never done."

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-01 10:20

>>18
That's ancient Chinese proverb from Confucius not boomer quote.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-01 10:20

>>19
Boomers say it too

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-01 10:24

Proto-boomers used to say "get off my lawn" but now boomers live in condos.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-01 11:10

vows are taken before you're married so do not count once you marry by law and have sex after and become one flesh as god states so the vows you make before cancel out once you get married you need to make vows after you're married for them to count in gods eyes

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-01 21:45

You had anymore Arab dick yet, why did you like it ? ;p

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-02 19:23

>>23
I've never heard this.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-03 10:42

"We need to tax violent videogames at 75% rate to prevent future school shooters"

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-03 12:32

>>25
Better make it 90%, just to be sure.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-03 21:33

>>26
Cigarettes are taxed at 400% there's no need to be under 100.

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-04 15:53

"Take the guns first, go through due process second."

Name: Anonymous 2018-03-04 21:51

"There are too many niggers in the white house"

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-04 5:18

"Yeah i shut down the computer with the button. Its meant to do that".
>mfw looking at filesystem errors in ubuntu.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 15:54

Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-09 3:53

Boomer:*asks for advice*
15 minutes later
Boomer:I'll do it my way anyway

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-09 4:05

Boomer: I was reading all these people online think something
Reality: They are incapable of looking beyond the first page of a google search or critically analyzing the source

This one really bothers me at work and with my older relatives. Especially when they can only type hunter pecker sub 30 wpm and are basically helpless because they can't even use a computer. At least with family I can just take away their administrator accounts to reduce the chances of them destroying their own systems, if only I could be so lucky elsewhere.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-09 8:03

"tch tch"

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-09 9:18

>>34
Thats the "Silent Generation"

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-15 5:01

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-15 7:14

When retarded boomers die off we can finally have a tolerant and open Sorosian society.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-19 8:43

"I pay the bills manually. I just go to the bank every month, and pay the bills in time."
Boomers incapable of understanding why they have to pay penalties on missed bills. Boomers think they never make mistakes or be wrong on silliest little excuses.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-19 8:53

Why are boomers can't use simple logic?
Its like they evolved some defensive mechanism to avoid reality of "A therefore B". In their eyes B is impossible, because A can't happen or B isn't caused by A, even if its possible and has numerous examples.
I'll test this with a visual meme illustrating the logic gap and one test subject boomer soon.

Name: Anonymous 2018-05-19 9:41

Test result:Boomer logic is invulnerable to propositional logic and even detailed enumeration of failure modes and expected outcomes for every case.

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