Merry Dieselmas!

Dashing through the snow
In a diesel-powered sleigh
Blowing clouds of smoke
Laughing all the way

Turbos spoolin' high
We're about to fly
What fun it is to rev it up
and smoke those yuppies out!

Rolling coal, rolling coal,
Rollin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a diesel-powered sleigh

Rolling coal, rolling coal,
Rollin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a diesel-powered sleigh

Tall stacks rollin' coal
Like I'm puttin' on a show
What fun it is to rev it up
and smoke those yuppies out!

Hear that Detroit whine
Screamin' at redline
Blowin' thick black smoke
Doesn't mean it broke

See them dual stacks smoke
As we pass that Powerstroke
What fun it is to rev it up
and smoke those yuppies out!

Rolling coal, rolling coal,
Rollin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a diesel-powered sleigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbOABnnODyo

Kill yourself you Russian piece of shit!

Lol.

>>2
Make your fucking game, nikiketa

>>4

Read your fucking SICP, anonymous!

>>5
SICP is jewy.

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.
We know things are bad — worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.'
Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot — I don't want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. [shouting] You've got to say: 'I'm a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!'

>>7
Sounding a little entitled there.....

I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the stack tips glisten and children listen
To hear straight pipes in the sky

I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
With every Prius I smoke out
May your windows be covered in soot
And may all your Christmasses be black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RyfbqQNR18

>>1,9
not environmentally friendly...

Cudder is all talk and no action !

Cudder was blacked again

Highly Responsive to Throttle
Soot of Eastern Wonderland
Phantasmagoria of Diesel Dream
Lotus Leyland Soot
Mystic Soot
The Embodiment of Soot Devil
Prius Choking Blossom
Immaterial and Missing DPF
Imperishable Soot
Phantasmagoria of Powerstroke View
Soot the Bullet
Mountain of Fire
Sooty Weather Rhapsody
Undefined Sooty Object
Double Stacker
Ten Diesels
Double Duramax Cummins
Impossible Soot Card
Antimony of Cummins Floorers
Hidden Soot in Four Stacks

>>10
Duh. That's the point.

>>9
Non-YouTube link: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=2RyfbqQNR18

Have a Merry Dieselmas and a Sooty New Year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_0xifuTqVA

>>15
Non-YouTube link: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=q_0xifuTqVA

>>15
thanks

real youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_0xifuTqVA

>>16
nice one, thanks.

>>18
thanks for that link

>>18
Thanks.

>>18
Nice one. Thanks.

(>>16)

(>>18)

>>24
Thanks.

>>24
You're doing an awesome job. Keep up the good work!

(>>14,16)

(>>1,>>9)

>>29
Thanks.

reminder: these are the original youtube links, don't fell for their scam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbOABnnODyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RyfbqQNR18

>>32
Thanks.

>>32
Earth is flat, which is why every single image from NASA is CGI (and affiliated agencies).

No real images of Earth or other planets exist - all are CGI.

How thick do you have to be to not realize something is up?

The globe Earth is a new religion, it is not fact.

Gravity has never been proven and was ONLY invented to keep the globe lie alive.

Gravity does not happen in your day to day reality - things fall down due to buoyancy and density - NOT gravity.

Ever seen a smaller mass get sucked into and rotate around another bigger mass?
That's gravity.

Wake up you pseudoreligious cretins.

Earth is flat, gods and religions are not real, evolution is a lie, dinosaurs are a lie, and so on.

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The globe earth is a new religion to counter the older god based religions - as they are faltering.


The globe religion is clever - but if you use real science towards it - you will see the globe is nonsense and is a lie.

Real science destroys the globe nonsense instantly.

Water is always level.

(>>14,16)

Subterranean Sootism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip-KjueuDWI

>>37
Non-YouTube link: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Ip-KjueuDWI

>>38
Thanks dude

>>38
thanks for getting that link up so quickly.

>>38
real youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip-KjueuDWI

>>41
Thanks.

Check my dubs.

>>39-40
No problem.

Immaterial and Missing DPF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OKHF_Qfw84

All those cancer causing diesels and their horrible smoke should be illegal.
https://scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.org/2012/06/14/diesel-fumes-definitely-cause-cancer-should-we-be-worried/

>>46
Living causes cancer.

>>47
only if you consider browsing /lounge/ to be living.

>>46

https://scienceblog

Stopped reading there.

Undefined Fantastic Emoji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5PmqPJv6I8

Merry Dieselmas 2020!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjRTaC0KBXA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmQWVerLllI

KEEP ROLLING THAT COAL!!

Kudder, how are you doing with the browser? Does it suppoart css?

Keep seething, cagie. I bet you're overweight but claim it was your choice.

>>50
Delete this heresy immediately.

Merry Dieselmas 2021! Let's go Brandon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFkGIGlWU6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtD-N_5fbE

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not breathe
I'm telling you why
I'm coming in my Cummins to town

I'm turning up the fuel
And rolling that coal
Gonna find out
How big the clouds go
I'm coming in my Cummins to town

I'll be coming when you're sleeping
I'll be coming when you're awake
I'll be coming in my Cummins
So roll that coal tonight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnQ06zG3iDU

Easier to roll coal than roll your own browser?

HAVE A MERRY DIESELMAS AND A SOOTY NEW YEAR!

You know Detroit, and Daimler, and
Powerstroke, and Volkswagen,
CAT, and Cummins, and
Deutz and Bobcat
But do you recall
The most famous Diesel of all

Rudolf, the red-dyed Diesel
had a very sooty stack
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it smokes.

All of the other truckers
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolf
play in any coal-rolling games.

Then one sooty Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolf with your tax so low,
won't you power my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the truckers loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolf the red-dyed Diesel,
you'll go down in history!

MERRY DIESELMAS 2022!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElqWH3BzyoM

MERRY DIESELMAS 2024!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fCmcsVf8K8

HAVE A SOOTY NEW YEAR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEs5Sbx8yCE