Merry Dieselmas!

Dashing through the snow
In a diesel-powered sleigh
Blowing clouds of smoke
Laughing all the way

Turbos spoolin' high
We're about to fly
What fun it is to rev it up
and smoke those yuppies out!

Rolling coal, rolling coal,
Rollin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a diesel-powered sleigh

Rolling coal, rolling coal,
Rollin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a diesel-powered sleigh

Tall stacks rollin' coal
Like I'm puttin' on a show
What fun it is to rev it up
and smoke those yuppies out!

Hear that Detroit whine
Screamin' at redline
Blowin' thick black smoke
Doesn't mean it broke

See them dual stacks smoke
As we pass that Powerstroke
What fun it is to rev it up
and smoke those yuppies out!

Rolling coal, rolling coal,
Rollin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a diesel-powered sleigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbOABnnODyo

I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the stack tips glisten and children listen
To hear straight pipes in the sky

I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
With every Prius I smoke out
May your windows be covered in soot
And may all your Christmasses be black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RyfbqQNR18