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Real-life shitposting ideas

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-29 18:57

* barge into a bus and scream ``HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?'' at one random person
* point to a cat and say ``this dog looks sick''
* order a pizza. when the pizzaman comes, make a trollface and say that you did not order anything and will not pay
* admit your role out of nowhere

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-29 19:33

I'd replace reading of SICP with ``Hold it there, Kodak!'' and shout that to a random stranger while pointing at them.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-29 19:53

>>2
Nice attempt there to get my face smashed in with a brick (in a sock perhaps).

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-29 22:42

make a trollface
You lost me there.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-30 0:12

>>4
It's this: ( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-30 4:04

>>4
Who is the you in this scenario? If me, how did I """lose you"""?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-30 8:09

Shove your phone into stranger's face and advice them to ``check your dubs''. Note: dubs don't have to be displayed anywhere on the telephone.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-30 10:54

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-30 16:19

>>8
IMAGEREDDIT QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-01 9:48

Post on door:

Candy causes Diabetes and Obesity
[with few photos of ugly obese people]

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-01 9:49

>>10
Doesn't have to be your door.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-01 9:54

>>10
How about come into the modern world and post it on facebook?!

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-01 10:15

>>12 > [1:12] Real-life shitposting ideas

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-01 10:52

Better idea is to staple a poster-size paper with ugly fat people eating candy
and title it:
Healthy at Every Size
the triggering will be off the charts.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-03 21:09

BOOMPSY

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-04 0:21

>>13
facebook isn't real life
- the erroneous assertion implied by your post

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-04 7:46

Fantasy is realer than real life.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-07 6:55

Fantasy is the reality within fiction.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-19 21:37

bamps panty i need ideas before twenty two of december which is when i want to Troll my family

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-20 2:10

>>19
Become a transnigger and demand they serve only watermelon, fried chicken, and grape drank for Christmas or they are racist. Wear blackface and baggy clothes, say motherfucker, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-20 17:03

Iranians believe those who begin winter by eating summer fruits would not fall ill during the cold season. Therefore, eating watermelons is one of the most important traditions on Yalda Night.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-20 22:03

>>21
Watermelon doesn't have any vitamins, too watery.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-21 8:19

>>21
Actually, I would recommend eating winter fruits during the cold season if you want to avoid illness brought on by or at least associated with the cold season.

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