Real-life shitposting ideas

* barge into a bus and scream ``HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?'' at one random person
* point to a cat and say ``this dog looks sick''
* order a pizza. when the pizzaman comes, make a trollface and say that you did not order anything and will not pay
* admit your role out of nowhere

I'd replace reading of SICP with ``Hold it there, Kodak!'' and shout that to a random stranger while pointing at them.