[OMG] we have a psycho killer in this board

First he burned a hamster alive now he threatens to kill an European.

>>37,38
1. Join the Russian military
2. Desert the military when they bully you for being a homosexual. Whether you're actually homosexual or not, it doesn't really matter. You just need real experience of being bullied in the military because you're either a jew or a faggot. This is going to be a traumatic experience because I know the Russian army is psychotic and yet, disciplined.
3. Claim asylum in Sweden or Finland because of your race or sexual orientation
4. Please stop torturing those poor animals. If you're going to slaughter an animal for food, please don't torture them before hand.

>>41

1. Join the Russian military

I'm out of the conscription age, so I can only join by main own free will.

2. Desert the military when they bully you for being a homosexual.

That is not enough to get asylum, because I've joined military and deserted voluntarily. For an asylum I need my life to be in danger, not some small fine for deserting.

3. Claim asylum in Sweden or Finland because of your race or sexual orientation

Hating Russians is not valid reason to ask for any asylum.

4. Please stop torturing those poor animals.

For now I see no other way.

>>41

2. Desert the military when they bully you for being a homosexual

Also, in Russian army everyone is gay. You cant find more gay army. They just don't talk about it publicly.

>>42
The point is that you should be able claim asylum on the grounds that you're being discriminated and threatened because of your race or sexual orientation. I'm not a lawyer for any European country so I don't actually know if this works for them.

>>44

The point is that you should be able claim asylum on the grounds that you're being discriminated and threatened because of your race or sexual orientation.

Discrimination is not reason for an asylum by UN convention. Only life-threating conditions are. Otherwise I could have claimed asylum on the ground of myself not being Russian, because Russians discriminate against any non-Russian person. Then again, I can get a job in Russia, because I refuse to write Russian language, because Russian is the degenerate language of subhuman apes.

I'm not a lawyer for any European country so I don't actually know if this works for them.

I'm neither and I don't have money for a lawyer. Proper lawyer costs more than buying EU citizenship through investment ($300,000) or a sham marriage (around $200,000). I have tried offering EU citizens women $100,000 to marry me and all of them refused, then my account was banned, because many of them have reported me.

>>45

I can NEVER get a job in Russia, because I refuse to write Russian language

I'm certain you can get asylum because of sexual orientation.

Can't you just enter an EU country as a tourist and overstay your visa? And then live in a hackerspace and shitpost from there?

If you just asked nicely instead of butchering a hamster to get attention, maybe me or someone else would have thought of some place where you could stay. I'm not sure I can let you around kitchen knives right now.

>>47

I'm certain you can get asylum because of sexual orientation

Nope. That must be some process separate from the UN convention, which I want to trigger. I know a lot of Russian gays want into Europe, but can't get there, because EU doesn't want more unemployed prostitutes.

Can't you just enter an EU country as a tourist and overstay your visa?

1. They wont give me a tourist visa, because I'm unemployed.
2. Overstaying tourist visa means lifetime entry ban.
3. I can't work on a tourist visa.

And then live in a hackerspace and shitpost from there?

Making money from shoplifting, breaking into homes and cars is a bad idea. I need work permit.

>>48
``Start-up companies'' often don't give a shit about your university degree if you can get the work done. I don't know if you have experience in any of those modern shiny technologies you probably dislike.

Maybe you really can't get a work permit in Europe. Then finish your game, find a way to make some money, be nice with your mother and seek faith.

>>50
I can't make any money from selling my game, while I'm in Russia, because I refuse to pay taxes to Russian government or register company in Russia. When you import foreign currency into Russia, you have to pay various taxes.

>>49
Start-up companies still can hire only people with work permit visas, otherwise they will be closed in no time with huge fines.

>>51
Stop pretending to live in Russia, dude. Not cool to lie about Russia like that. So stop.

>>52

I do live in Russia. Here is a video of me sacrificing a rooster, at the Temple near Kremlin https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/nikita_sadkov/m/smert-rossii/

>>53
Total bullshit. What kind of asshole would lie about something like this?! I can't figure it out.....

>>54
Here I'm in front of Kremlin, burning russian flag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6C8MDuJJak

Burn him!

>>53
Don't cut off the head of the cock!

>>57

I got banned at freesound.org for uploading sounds made out of tortured animals: http://imgur.com/a/W3Fn5

So much for free speech.

Islamic State kneads hamsters!

>>58
Free speech does not imply that other people are obligated to host your speech for you.