>>37,381. Join the Russian military
2. Desert the military when they bully you for being a homosexual. Whether you're actually homosexual or not, it doesn't really matter. You just need real experience of being bullied in the military because you're either a jew or a faggot. This is going to be a traumatic experience because I know the Russian army is psychotic and yet, disciplined.
3. Claim asylum in Sweden or Finland because of your race or sexual orientation
4. Please stop torturing those poor animals. If you're going to slaughter an animal for food, please don't torture them before hand.