The peter is defined as 1 length of my erect penis.
This is a superioar metric as I am sure you must agree.
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Anonymous2016-02-01 3:51
Sounds like a good alternative to a Planck length. I suggest you submit your penis and its name to string theory scholars who are currently having a hard time finding unit of measurement that reflect the size of the theoretical strings.
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Anonymous2016-02-01 12:13
Who would care about such a small unit?
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Anonymous2016-02-01 12:52
Always so lonely, lonely, lonely Once Inch Man he's so lonely, oh he's breathin'
The peter is a superioar metric since it is readily referenceable. At least I find it to be soa.
When asked if I am masturbating at that particular juncture, I respond in the negative, panting heavily, and assert instead that I am perfoarming a metric calibration. Then I cum.
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Anonymous2016-02-01 16:47
My rod is 5.0292 meters.
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Anonymous2016-02-01 21:16
I think they should redefine one meter as the size of my penis. One kg as the weight of my penis and one litre as the amount of cum produced from my penis each second.
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RedCream2016-02-02 1:33
Hao can you make use of yoar erect member to foarm the standard luminosity unit?
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Anonymous2016-02-02 4:13
>>8 1 watt = (weight of penis) * ((length of penis)2 / (time to erection)3)
You have defined ▌POWER▐, not ▌LUMINOSITY▐, assfiend.
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Anonymous2016-02-03 8:17
>>15 First off, you will not address your superiors so rudely, lout. Secondly, the units for luminosity is watts. Because you are so distrustful of people who are smarter than you, I will leave you with the quote from Simple English Wikipedia, the free Encyclopedia for special needs adults and children. https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminosity
Luminosity is a measure of brightness. Brightness is how much light is given off.¶ In astronomy, the total amount of energy emitted by a star or other astronomical object is its luminosity. It is measured in joules per second, which are watts. A watt is one unit of power. Just as a light bulb is measured in watts, so too is the Sun. The sun gives off 3.846×1026 W.
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Anonymous2016-02-03 14:06
>>16 lumenosity is measured in lumens, dumbass. Your post is an example of what happens when you rely on shitty knowledge bases like wikipedia.
It doesn't get much dumber than this. And then idiots like you go around spouting how luminosity is measured in watts.
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RedCream2016-02-03 16:13
I find it singularly unbelieveable that I clearly specified a well-defined metric unit, like the lumen, the standard unit of luminosity, and then some toatal assfiend choas to oabliterate all sense and good character by challenging me on it.
Perhaps if I had used the term "luminous flux" instead? But then, assfiends are not knoan foar their ability to distinguish such fine details by using intellectual rigoar.
What is the metric unit by which we classify assfiends? Shall it be called the "Palin" and be defined as one erroaneous statement per uttered sentence? Yes, I do believe soa. Then I seem to have made contact with an assfiend rated at nearly 1.0 Palins.
>>17, No, lumens is a measure of luminous flux, not luminosity.
lumenocity
Incorrect. It is luminocity.
>>18 Illumination is not the same as luminosity, which is an astronomical measure. Since I happen to havey undergrad physics book handy, https://a.pomf.cat/obdgmu.jpg
That said, >>9-sama is still wrong, as she has made the classic mistake of mistaking weight and mass. Weight is newtons, so the result would not be watts.
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Anonymous2016-02-04 2:57
I dedicate these dubs to everyone but Redcream.
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RedCream2016-02-04 4:11
I feel slighted, Dubs-kun. Have you ever heard of the goatfinger? You are running the risk of being given it.
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RedCream2016-02-05 0:49
Is there a standard unit by which dubs may be measured?
