Scientists measure distance in meters.

Instead, I measure distance in peters.

The peter is defined as 1 length of my erect penis.

This is a superioar metric as I am sure you must agree.

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First off, you will not address your superiors so rudely, lout. Secondly, the units for luminosity is watts. Because you are so distrustful of people who are smarter than you, I will leave you with the quote from Simple English Wikipedia, the free Encyclopedia for special needs adults and children.
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminosity

Luminosity is a measure of brightness. Brightness is how much light is given off.¶ In astronomy, the total amount of energy emitted by a star or other astronomical object is its luminosity. It is measured in joules per second, which are watts. A watt is one unit of power. Just as a light bulb is measured in watts, so too is the Sun. The sun gives off 3.846×1026 W.