Scientists measure distance in meters.

Instead, I measure distance in peters.

The peter is defined as 1 length of my erect penis.

This is a superioar metric as I am sure you must agree.

I find it singularly unbelieveable that I clearly specified a well-defined metric unit, like the lumen, the standard unit of luminosity, and then some toatal assfiend choas to oabliterate all sense and good character by challenging me on it.

Perhaps if I had used the term "luminous flux" instead? But then, assfiends are not knoan foar their ability to distinguish such fine details by using intellectual rigoar.

What is the metric unit by which we classify assfiends? Shall it be called the "Palin" and be defined as one erroaneous statement per uttered sentence? Yes, I do believe soa. Then I seem to have made contact with an assfiend rated at nearly 1.0 Palins.