Hi! I'm looking for any available resources that could help me become popular on websites. I would prefer YouTube and Facebook as my main hangouts, but I suppose I could settle for Instagram and/or Twitter fame. I don't necessarily have any talent, and I'm not exactly interesting, so what is to be done?
Thank you, -Aspiring Internet Star
P.S. Anybody got any good YouTube channel name ideas?
>>3 Very much so, my friend. You should consider transitioning.
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Anonymous2015-08-19 21:29
Try talking over video game footage, that seems to work.
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Anonymous2015-08-19 22:35
>>4 This, also xe should record everything and create a videolog about xir transition. Millions of views and full support of the LGBXYSTLMQ community.
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Anonymous2015-08-19 23:01
>>6 Yes, it's perhaps the most profitable endeavors one can have nowadays.
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Anonymous2015-08-20 1:05
>>5 This. Don't forget to constantly laugh obnoxiously, fall out of your chair, and throw your webcam out the window every 5 minutes.
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Anonymous2015-08-21 11:07
Also, don't forget to be an asshole! This is VERY important!
I say this as most popular shits are big in jewtube and such are because they're assholes, and people like assholes because they like being told what to do and how to feel about things by assholes.
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Anonymous2015-08-21 11:28
Kids React to Fed Interest Rates
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Anonymous2015-08-21 12:42
React to these dubs
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Anonymous2015-08-21 15:57
Kids React to Hardcore Snuff Films.
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Anonymous2015-08-21 16:12
Elders React to /lounge/ Threads
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Anonymous2015-08-21 21:12
Elders React to Reactos System Crashes
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Anonymous2015-08-22 23:19
Touhous Explain Science. Have cute girls put on silly hats and frilly dresses and explain cosmology and nanobots and shit to viewers. Normies like it because they won't feel like they are being patronized, kids will like it because it people just like them, autists will like it because it's Touhous and want to see girls in peach hats and bat wings talk nerdy to them. You'll be upvoted on Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, Canv.as, and even /lounge/ if they are cute enough. This is quite literally a plan that cannot fail.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 4:04
>>15 Normies don't like Touhou because cuteness and purity is an affront to them.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 12:42
>>16 Anime is neither cute nor pure. It's ugly, retarded and for pedophiles.
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Anonymous2015-08-23 17:15
>>17 Here comes the radical counterculture retard again.
>>19 Neither is whatever you like, though coming to a place full of faggots who love Japanese shit and constantly stating your hate for Japanese shit is what a counterculture retard would do.
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Anonymous2015-08-24 3:16
>>16 Not if you call it Touhous, but normies do love cute and pure girls -- so long as it is in private and no one else knows about it.
>>22 Calm down and ignore him. He's probably that annoying /g/ro who keeps trying to get us involved in internet gender drama shit, annoying admin-kike with requests to ban tripcodes, and emailing MrVacBob-baka begging him to delete the w4c archivesMISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Anonymous2015-08-24 4:11
>>22 You make it sound as though this board was intended to be filled with faggots who love Japanese shit.
>>24 Is this your first time on a textboard, /g/ro?
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Anonymous2015-08-24 15:25
>>23 They don't love cute and pure 2d girls. They might love silly 3d children but I can't see them loving Touhous. Maybe if you made your niece dress as Marisa it would work.
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