How do I become popular on the internet?

Hi! I'm looking for any available resources that could help me become popular on websites. I would prefer YouTube and Facebook as my main hangouts, but I suppose I could settle for Instagram and/or Twitter fame. I don't necessarily have any talent, and I'm not exactly interesting, so what is to be done?

Thank you,
-Aspiring Internet Star

P.S. Anybody got any good YouTube channel name ideas?

>>16
Not if you call it Touhous, but normies do love cute and pure girls -- so long as it is in private and no one else knows about it.

>>22
Calm down and ignore him. He's probably that annoying /g/ro who keeps trying to get us involved in internet gender drama shit, annoying admin-kike with requests to ban tripcodes, and emailing MrVacBob-baka begging him to delete the w4c archives^{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}.