How do I become popular on the internet?

Hi! I'm looking for any available resources that could help me become popular on websites. I would prefer YouTube and Facebook as my main hangouts, but I suppose I could settle for Instagram and/or Twitter fame. I don't necessarily have any talent, and I'm not exactly interesting, so what is to be done?

Thank you,
-Aspiring Internet Star

P.S. Anybody got any good YouTube channel name ideas?

Touhous Explain Science. Have cute girls put on silly hats and frilly dresses and explain cosmology and nanobots and shit to viewers. Normies like it because they won't feel like they are being patronized, kids will like it because it people just like them, autists will like it because it's Touhous and want to see girls in peach hats and bat wings talk nerdy to them. You'll be upvoted on Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, Canv.as, and even /lounge/ if they are cute enough. This is quite literally a plan that cannot fail.