[Serious] Professional Memer AMA [IamAMA]

I have never posted to Reddit. I only go on abandonded text boards. I stopped going to 4chan before you even knew what it was. I have like seven shitpost twitters and they're all friends with all your favorite pro VIP memers. I get thousands of favs a day from tweeting hundreds of times an hour.

I live off of my parents' money and I don't have to work, I just sit around and kick off the hottest new memes in the secret pro-memer hangouts that will be popular in two years (by then I'll have moved on of course), besides posting in Japanese on secret Japanese-only text and image boards via VPN. I've started memes in 15 languages, you wouldn't believe it, but I invented at least half of the /prog/ memes.

AMA progrider!

welcome to prog, vipper

that will be popular in two years

tablecats lounge will never be popular

It might surprise some of you to read this, but I am actually responsible for a large percentage of the memes commonly associated with textboards. For instance, I introduced DRIVE LIKE JEHU, THE FUCK ON, TPOBCI, Facesitting of Moses, KIKES-flooding, fail. GTFO, shill, PUMBLENUTS, sage, and, of course, the ANTI-RACIST IS CODE FOR ANTI-WHITE mantra.

I am actually responsible for a large percentage of the memes

So all the shitty ones?

So all the shitty ones?

So all of them?

>>8
Take this black load!

XML makes Java the "acceptable Lisp"

memes commonly associated with textboards
shill

What?

>>9
Welcome to the new (shitty) age of textboards.

>>10
dubs

>>11
Welcome to the new (shitty) age of textboards.

>>12
I don't know much about textcucks and there boards, but I do know that you have big ol' tears rolling down your buttcheeks.

>>13
I just checked down there and there isn't any, you are wrong.