Name: Professional Memer 2015-07-26 21:09
I have never posted to Reddit. I only go on abandonded text boards. I stopped going to 4chan before you even knew what it was. I have like seven shitpost twitters and they're all friends with all your favorite pro VIP memers. I get thousands of favs a day from tweeting hundreds of times an hour.
I live off of my parents' money and I don't have to work, I just sit around and kick off the hottest new memes in the secret pro-memer hangouts that will be popular in two years (by then I'll have moved on of course), besides posting in Japanese on secret Japanese-only text and image boards via VPN. I've started memes in 15 languages, you wouldn't believe it, but I invented at least half of the /prog/ memes.
AMA progrider!
I live off of my parents' money and I don't have to work, I just sit around and kick off the hottest new memes in the secret pro-memer hangouts that will be popular in two years (by then I'll have moved on of course), besides posting in Japanese on secret Japanese-only text and image boards via VPN. I've started memes in 15 languages, you wouldn't believe it, but I invented at least half of the /prog/ memes.
AMA progrider!