What if some people were put in the sea from birth, and had children in the sea, for several generations. This kind of sea-based evolutionary kickstarter, would presumably lead to a more advanced, semi-aquatic version of the human. Liquid-dwelling humans would be suitable for space flight, and, also, conquering the oceans.
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Anonymous2015-07-04 9:03
What if some people were put in the shit from birth, and had children in the feces, for several generations. This kind of shit-based evolutionary kickstarter, would presumably lead to a more advanced, semi-excrementum version of the human. Ordure-dwelling humans would be suitable for space flight, and, also, conquering the anii.
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Anonymous2015-07-04 9:06
What if some people were put in the africa from birth, and had children in the africa, for several generations. This kind of africa-based evolutionary kickstarter, would presumably lead to a more advanced, semi-nigroid version of the human. Savannah-dwelling humans would be suitable for space flight, and, also, conquering the white countries.
>>9 It has three openable and closable holes for peeing and an alternate mode for cum intake?
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Anonymous2015-07-04 23:40
>>4 Actually, penis size counts. More offsprings = evolutionary advantage.
That is while the stuff like programming Haskell since early childhood would be evolutionary disadvantage, because it leads to little or no offsprings. Especially when potential brides are feminists.
You people are completely disconnected from reality.
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Anonymous2015-07-05 0:01
>>11 Except that blacks have the same penis size as whites.
>>23 I can't, you're strangling my big white dick with your lips!
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Anonymous2015-07-05 1:16
>>24 The fact is simply that the average black dick size is bigger than the average white dick size, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, and if the pasty white asshole eaters don’t like it then TOO FUCKING BAD, because that’s just the way it is. They’d be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they dwell on black men and their dicks. Good grief.
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Anonymous2015-07-05 2:37
>>25 Sure, yeah, right. Just like this >>20 black dick is so big, right? Black people would be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they brag about supposedly having humonously big dicks. Good grief.
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Anonymous2015-07-05 2:41
HURR DURR MY DICK IS BIG I HAVE NO PROOF THOUGH BUT JUST TRUST ME IT'S HUGE
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Anonymous2015-07-05 2:44
Simply put Blacks are the gayest race in existence. Now wait before you refute lets look at the facts.
1. Who rapes other men the most in prison? Black males.
2. Who carries HIV the most in the United States? Downlow Black males.
3. Who finds a way to bring up their cocks randomly in a discussion between all males? Black males.
4. Which group are the most obsessed with the cock sizes of other races? Black males. All their male comedians, actors, singers find a way to insert it in a conversation that doesn't require it. Hell it was a black comedian who popularized the Asian small dick stereotype in the first place.
Black men care so much about white people's opinion of their dicks that they will often steal pics from exibitionist and pornstars just to impress white people online. Like this Somalian faggot Wadaad from Apricity. Flashing his dick to all the apricity females going through great lengths to show how "gifted" black guys were when the dick wasn't even his.
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Anonymous2015-07-05 3:20
>>1 Aquatic humans suitable for spaceflight? What the fuck makes you think that? Do you know how much two cubic meters of water weighs? 2000kg. 2 fucking tons. Two cubic meters of air weighs roughly 2.5kg.
New horizons is moving at about 15.75 km/sec. Let's get the kinetic energy of TWO TONS YOU IDIOT at that speed:
0.5 * 2000 * (1.575 * 10^3)^2 = um uh I think 1.575 * 10^9 J. A billion and a half Joules of energy. Slightly less than a thousand times the energy needed to accelerate the same volume of air. And that's a couple of coffins' worth. Fill a ship. And then tack on the fuel needed to accelerate the fuel needed to accelerate the vessel ad nauseam. IT ADDS UP EINSTEIN PLEASE THINK THIS SHIT THROUGH BEFORE SHITPOSITNG
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Anonymous2015-07-05 11:18
>>29 Leaving aside the fact that your math is most-likely laughably wrong, we're still left with severe shortsighted thinking, bordering on delusionment, in your post. The same technology that would allow us to evolve humans in the water would be put to use in space flight. Presumably, this would involve a battery of some sort, negating the weight of the water entirely and leaving only the positives of bringing aquatic-dwelling humans on board; namely, bone density that is possibly more resistant to the ravages of low gravity.
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Anonymous2015-07-05 12:22
masculinity.
in what civilized country does this even matter
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Anonymous2015-07-05 12:27
evolutionary
not hard-science (not falsifiable in any way other than of evolving new physical features) therefore can be disregarded for things that make more sense
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Anonymous2015-07-05 12:28
dubs
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Anonymous2015-07-05 14:00
>>30 My math is correct within an order of magnitude. The fact that you can't point out the obvious error I made - in grade-school algebra - is bad enough, but that you are denying conservation of energy while falling back on some fantasy battery WHICH DOESN'T CHANGE THE RULES OF PHYSICS DR FEINMAN confirms you for a waste of time. THIS MEANS YOU GET FINAL REBUTTAL MORON LET'S SEE HOW YOU FUCK THIS ONE UP HOPEFULLY BY NOT RESPONDING
