liberals

I hate liberals so damn much. Conservatives might be a bunch of dim witted reactionary proto-fascists, but at least they seem to give a shit about their shitty cause. Liberals are a bunch of lifeless, passionless, smug zombies that exist merely to uphold whatever the status quo is. They're the political and cultural equivalent of giving an awkward and passionless handjob to a flaccid dick.

Everything liberals do is non-committal, passionless, self-absorbed, and wrapped in several layers of "irony." Just look at how liberals act and the culture they perpetuate and consume. They have no real political convictions other than "reasonableness" and incremental advancements of the status quo. They join "ironic" movements like the Rally to Restore Sanity, which have no goals other than feeding the attendees egos and neutering public discourse. Their journalism is entirely about how stupid the unenlightened masses of flyover country and the wrongdoings of Republican lawmakers. Their music is faux-indie passionless lovesongs that get put on endless repeat at Starbucks or get used to sell midsize Japanese sedans. Their movies and TV shows are all about morally grey anti heroes who fail to accomplish anything positive unless they are literal superheroes. They spend the entirety of their twenties and thirties "finding themselves" which really just means eating a lot of trendy Asian fusion cuisine, buying lots of consumer crap, expensive trips to Europe, and a string of emotionally shallow unfulfilling relationships until they eventually settle down with the least terrible choice. There is no life and no "realness" to these creatures.

They are the ultimate capitalist hyperconsumer. Their entire sense of superiority is based around consumer choices and having more enlightened tastes than the dirty proles. It's nothing but Apple products, hybrid cars, Netflix Originals, "indie" music, overpriced designer sweatshop clothes, and takeout every night. They are better people because they have better taste in things. If you take that way from them they have nothing

Why not call a spade a spade, you double-talking faggot. You hate the wealthy upper classes and their impenetrable customs and opinions. You're a fucking socialist, nothing more. Out. And take this sage with you.

This reads like a thinly veiled Marxist rant. OP, if you hate the rich so much, why not... get. a. fucking. job?

>>3
Shalom, Jew!

Man, if I hated the rich as much as our socialist revolutionary OP I'd damn sure get a fucking job instead of bitching. Damn sure.

As if liberals aren't proto-fascists too, destroying national identities and cultures, and forcing a uniform mixed-race homogeneity onto everyone.

>>5
In capitalist countries you can't get a job, especially if you're young. Enjoy your unemployment while all the jobs are stolen by immigrants and Chinese willing to work for $2 a day.

>>7
So you are refusing to sell your labor at competitive rates? Why bitch, then? Sounds like you're living in luxury.

>>2-3, 5
Those people aren't rich. They're middle class. They could be spending their money on reliable products that last and helping build a lasting civilization, but instead they throw away a 2 year-old thousand dollar iPhone because it's not as big as their friends'. They're pathetic, they're the Wal-Mart of people, and they don't even know it.

_{sent from my iPhone}

>>9
Are you kidding? What "reliable products that last" can be accessed by the common man these days? They're not pathetic, they are victims of a failed system.

What a pathetic rant.

>>11
What pathetic dubs.

>>12
Are you kidding? "Pathetic dubs" would be referred to as "duds," mememaster. Sage.

>>13
I'm not a mememaster. Forgive me for not knowing the latest imageboard lingo.

>>6
Fascism has nothing to do with destroying national identity. On the contrary, it is a very highly nationalist movement.

>>8
What's the point of selling your labor at competitive rates, if that isn't enough to live on? You'd rather be a starving cuck rather than just be starving?