Name: moot 2015-06-14 3:44
I hate liberals so damn much. Conservatives might be a bunch of dim witted reactionary proto-fascists, but at least they seem to give a shit about their shitty cause. Liberals are a bunch of lifeless, passionless, smug zombies that exist merely to uphold whatever the status quo is. They're the political and cultural equivalent of giving an awkward and passionless handjob to a flaccid dick.
Everything liberals do is non-committal, passionless, self-absorbed, and wrapped in several layers of "irony." Just look at how liberals act and the culture they perpetuate and consume. They have no real political convictions other than "reasonableness" and incremental advancements of the status quo. They join "ironic" movements like the Rally to Restore Sanity, which have no goals other than feeding the attendees egos and neutering public discourse. Their journalism is entirely about how stupid the unenlightened masses of flyover country and the wrongdoings of Republican lawmakers. Their music is faux-indie passionless lovesongs that get put on endless repeat at Starbucks or get used to sell midsize Japanese sedans. Their movies and TV shows are all about morally grey anti heroes who fail to accomplish anything positive unless they are literal superheroes. They spend the entirety of their twenties and thirties "finding themselves" which really just means eating a lot of trendy Asian fusion cuisine, buying lots of consumer crap, expensive trips to Europe, and a string of emotionally shallow unfulfilling relationships until they eventually settle down with the least terrible choice. There is no life and no "realness" to these creatures.
They are the ultimate capitalist hyperconsumer. Their entire sense of superiority is based around consumer choices and having more enlightened tastes than the dirty proles. It's nothing but Apple products, hybrid cars, Netflix Originals, "indie" music, overpriced designer sweatshop clothes, and takeout every night. They are better people because they have better taste in things. If you take that way from them they have nothing
Everything liberals do is non-committal, passionless, self-absorbed, and wrapped in several layers of "irony." Just look at how liberals act and the culture they perpetuate and consume. They have no real political convictions other than "reasonableness" and incremental advancements of the status quo. They join "ironic" movements like the Rally to Restore Sanity, which have no goals other than feeding the attendees egos and neutering public discourse. Their journalism is entirely about how stupid the unenlightened masses of flyover country and the wrongdoings of Republican lawmakers. Their music is faux-indie passionless lovesongs that get put on endless repeat at Starbucks or get used to sell midsize Japanese sedans. Their movies and TV shows are all about morally grey anti heroes who fail to accomplish anything positive unless they are literal superheroes. They spend the entirety of their twenties and thirties "finding themselves" which really just means eating a lot of trendy Asian fusion cuisine, buying lots of consumer crap, expensive trips to Europe, and a string of emotionally shallow unfulfilling relationships until they eventually settle down with the least terrible choice. There is no life and no "realness" to these creatures.
They are the ultimate capitalist hyperconsumer. Their entire sense of superiority is based around consumer choices and having more enlightened tastes than the dirty proles. It's nothing but Apple products, hybrid cars, Netflix Originals, "indie" music, overpriced designer sweatshop clothes, and takeout every night. They are better people because they have better taste in things. If you take that way from them they have nothing