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Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 11:27

RedCream is a psychological psychic psyop to give support for Putin(Former KGB agent) to occupy Crimea. He is paid 50 rubles per post.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 11:29

* 15 rubles

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 11:38

Evidence:
1.In Russian Crimea is called Crim
2.Insertion of "oa" into english words
3.Posts correlate with daytime in Russian timezones
4.All posts reference roles in society, communistic concept of "from everyone to his ability", giving role to every citizen.
5.Subtly references rigid bureaucratic practices from Soviet Union.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 14:23

legit

Name: RedCream 2015-03-30 2:26

There is noa evidence whatsoaever that these claims have any foundation. Noa sensible roal has been admitted. Yoar nuts, they pumble. There is noa word foar "pumble" in Russian. Can you not understand what I am saying in this textual electronic venue?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-30 6:05

>>5
The phrase "textual electronic venue" does not occur in English or Google results, comrade. In Russian "textual electronic venues" is " текстовые электронные центры " which is "Electronic text centers"
Which has Google results, as it appears an archaic term for Electronic Library. Obviously not used since the 90's anywhere, except maybe..Russia..which loves electronic libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-30 9:42

Hello world! This is C++ speaking.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-30 15:57

>>7
Hello Sepples! You're a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 0:05

>>5
You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got Cool Whip. And...you want this girl perform some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her. Is that...accurate?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 1:15

>>9
Shockingly depraved. Also more Moldovian bad behavior than Russian, probably.

Name: RedCream 2015-03-31 2:39

>>6
The phrase "textual electronic venue" does not occur in English[.]

Wrong. It just did when I poasted it, and then it appeared again when you re-poasted it. It must nao be poasted the moast.

>>9
Is that...accurate?

Yes, except foar the following:

► I was not naked.

► There was noa 14 year old girl.

► A cat was relatively nearby but was not being chased.

Nothing in my refrigeratoar could be construed as "Cool Whip" brand topping.

► It becomes obvious to any reasonable person that with noa girl extant, it can not be logically assigned to me the desire to have her perfoarm some sexual act of any soart. You have proapoased a foarm of objectless desireabiity which by implied foarknowledge of my interioar state of mind is naturally and obviously outside yoar sphere of knowledge in this venue.

That should all be clear noa. Utterly.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 4:45

it turns out redcream has been proven to be Russian on another /lounge/. http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/read.cgi/lounge/1427655107/7

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 16:41

RedCream is a Macedonian black from Saint Lucia who works as a spy for the Russians.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-01 1:20

Baseless accusations that have noa rational founding, >>12-kun!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-01 4:25

>>14
So why do you do that Italian noa, soa thing then? Is it actually how you speak? I find that very hard to believe...

Name: RedCream 2015-04-02 4:35

>>15

Why are you soa intolerant of the different practices of other people? Admit yoar roal.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-02 13:43

>>15
I always assumed the 'oa' thing was a joke on English spelling conventions, since we spell a lot of words with 'oa', like 'boat', 'road', 'oak', et cetera.

Never thought it was an Italian thing until you mentioned it. I never read "noa" as "no-a".

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-02 14:52

I always assumed that feeding attention whores was something only idiots do.

I still assume it, too.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-02 20:22

>>17
I never read "noa" as "no-a".

You appear to knoa what is going on. We will admire the roal admitted without admitting such to the other readers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-02 23:41

>>17
Actually, it has been shown that RedCream uses inflections associated with Italians (such as pronouncing no as no-ah) because it is in his Jewish nature to deflect attention from his Russian ways.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-04 9:39

Boomp.

I'm Fucking tired of people ignoring perfectly good threads -- this one -- while 100 shitty ones are bogging down the site. And I see lots of activity in those shitty ones. It doesn't make any Fucking sense.

this board is full of returds.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-04 13:36

Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-04 15:46

Shalom!

Name: RedCream 2015-04-05 1:40

While we are reviving this esteemed thread, I must remind the readers moast voaciferously that I have never expressed any suppoart foar Vladimir Putin. I admit my roal. My roal is this and it is admitted. I make the admission; and this is the roal. The admission is the subject, and the roal is the predicate. I can not be any moar clear (and that is in itself another roal, which I herein admit).

printf(roals(RedCream));

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-05 4:52

>>24
I have never expressed any suppoart foar Vladimir Putin. I admit my roal. My roal is this and it is admitted. I make the admission; and this is the roal. The admission is the subject, and the roal is the predicate. I can not be any moar clear (and that is in itself another roal, which I herein admit).
Because Putin is a Tsarist. By accepting such a roal you are essentially admitting that you are a commie and probably a jew as well.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-05 23:40

The singular lack of suppoart foar Vladimir Putin does not imply any poalitical stance whatsoaever!

That is the end of the matter! THREAD OAVER!

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 7:10

>>26
RedGleam, why so serious?

Name: RedCream 2015-04-06 7:17

>>27
I doa nota appreciate being oated bya anonymous.

PUMBLENUTS.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 9:12

>>28 your gimmicky 'oa' is not kawaii at all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 10:01

>>29
kawaii
Alpha male here. That faganese talk make you look seriously gay and beta, dude. Drop that shit if you want any hope at all, I'm serious.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 11:09

>>30 Alpha male wouldn't visit progrider, you're actually a omega male trying desperately to move up the monkey ladder by using crude language and imitation of "tough guys on the internet" who are insecure betas.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:32

>>30-31
Back to your cage, "alpha" monkeys.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:34

>>33
Check your human privilege

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:35

>>33
Are you kidding? Check your dubs privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:50

>>34
I was blind to my dubs privilege, thank you for educating me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 13:15

>>31
>>32
Are you kidding? He offered genuine good advice, there's no need to attack him for actually helping. No wonder this place is such a sausage fest...

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 13:34

>>36
Why does your every post start with "Are you kidding?"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 15:53

>>37
Are you kidding?

Name: RedCream 2015-04-06 16:05

You have responded to a RedCream cloan, >>29-sama, and not a very good one at that. You have been easily fooled. Admit yoar roal.

DER FINGSTOOTZ FRUM DER VOODVERK OOT!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 18:30

>>37
Because everything in his life is a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 19:59

Silly >>36-chan, this place is a sausage fest because girls can't program for shit.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-06 20:12

Moast proagrammers I have knoan have been men, >>41-chan.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 20:34

LEAH CULVER

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 20:53

>>42
Precisely my situation, RedCream-kun. I doubt >>36-chan has ever been to an university.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 0:42

I'm a girl and I'm learning to program in binary right now.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-07 0:52

'>program in binary
'>things which people actually do

Choose one, dear.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 0:53

CHOOSE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 1:45

>>46
Precisely. Girls are blazing new trails yet again. The new Ada Lovelace posts among us.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-07 1:54

Lovelace? Did she not do poarnography in her younger years?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 12:34

program in binary
These three words are like some normalfag signature, just after they learned computers use binary code and assume its the most "hardcore" way to program since its "closest to the machine".

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 13:13

>>50
Machine language / binary is the most hardcore way to program. Just because you're even lamer at programing than a girl...

Name: SlyJerry !WEEABooXS6 2015-04-07 13:27

Failing harder at programming than a girl? Could only be an anonyloss..

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 13:29

>>51
1.Stop pretending to be a girl, tarded normalfag.
2.Machine code is the most primitive method to program, like cobbling piece of clay by hand to make a house, it requires too much labor and provide zero abstractions(no assembler macros are unavailable, no address to absolute translation, no optimization without rewriting the entire code,spaghetti code filled with globals because of low abstraction, zero security,etc)
3.It was probably "hardcore" to do in the early days of computing, think 50's 60's but today you have powerful tools and means to not slave away at most primitive way possible.
If you still insists, machine code is unportable,buggy mess with no safety features which was rejected as coding since the first assemblers were created and today no sane person programs in binary. You're going to learn NASM or FASM get disappointed fast with amount of effort required for it and learn something usable for beginners like Python Ruby or javaScript.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 13:33

>>53
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 13:41

>>53
That's like saying there's not need to learn javascript because you can copy-paste code snippets. Truth is, when you are not beholden to your "powerful tools" you realize you are not "slaving away," rather you are creating something from scratch -- dancing in the cosmic ballet that is that act. While you remain within the walls of your "macros" and "security" while real programmers are opening themselves to the deeper realities and merging programing with perception to create new forms of action. Sure, if you just want to use technology to browse facebook on your windows 8 alienware, then learning python, etc. might be for you. But if you want to see beyond the jewish, and deep into the fundamental nature that blurs the line between coding and living, the binary is as close as you cna get in this lifetime.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 13:47

If you're "programming" in anything other than binary, you should know you are like somebody buying a painting, putting a new frame on it and saying they are an artist, comparable to the painter himself, because they put a new frame on the painting..

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 14:04

>>55
beyond the jewish
Ah you're the "resident fringe nazi"..Who thinks binary is some secret esoteric language to "talk to machines", read any fucking book on assembler instead of philosophizing about the binary like some deranged feminist. No one sane writes in binary, you write assembler mnemonics. Assemblers are providing you with 1:1 correspondence to machine code and ability to abstract out most of the hairy bits(like changing addresses,repeating code, data includes and various things(macros, pseudo-mnemonics) you can't do easily writing machine code(i assume you mean editing files with hex editor and references for opcodes, as some primitive manual patching).

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 17:29

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 18:39

Today I fell down and twisted my ankle. I blame the jews for this atrocity. 11 million wasn't enough.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 19:19

>>59
Oh, so it's 11 million now? What's it going to be tomorrow, 20 million? Holohoax is merely a ploy to force Germany to pay ever larger reparations forever.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 21:16

>>60
It totals to more than 20 million, 11 million just accounts for the jewish. It still needs to take into account the polish, gipsies, masons, Nazi dissidents, old people, sick people, people with missing limbs and the actually socialist sector of the so-called National Socialist Party.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 22:02

>>61

the actually socialist sector of the so-called National Socialist Party

Stupid jew.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 23:12

>>62
Read a le book.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 0:21

>>63

Stupid jew.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 2:11

>>60
Holohoax is merely a ploy to force Germany to pay ever larger reparations forever
Actually it a metaphor used to underscore the seriousness of Hitler's (et al) transgressions in a way that the goym can understand. The Nazis threatened to loosen the stranglehold financial institutions had on the civilized world, which, to the bankers, is worse than the murder of billions.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 2:21

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 4:46

>>65
Don't even bother trying to explain, they could never understand the burden we bear for them. If it weren't for us Chosen People, they'd be under the control of the Freemasons and would still be peasants in a feudal society. We do everything, we make sure the economy is running, we drive science, entertainment, and art, we make sure the oil flows, we keep the Chinaman down for them, and we don't even make them bow to us anymore. Do they understand that? Even my shabbos are in doubt some times.

Sometimes I wish that G-d hadn't included the goyim when he gave us dominion over all the beasts of the Earth.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 19:11

>>67
we drive science, entertainment, and art
Occupation and oppression is not synonymous with "driving".

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 19:44

Red crime.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-10 18:06

>>67
we make sure the economy is running
By creating artificial crises that you get rich from? Jew, please. The world economy would be much better off without your parasitism.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-11 3:36

Billions of blistering barnacles! Will this thread never end?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-11 4:41

"Smoke ganja daily" quoth the Hindu.

Name: Anonymous 2018-08-30 3:34

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

You too, RedCream ;_;

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