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Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 11:27

RedCream is a psychological psychic psyop to give support for Putin(Former KGB agent) to occupy Crimea. He is paid 50 rubles per post.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 11:29

* 15 rubles

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 11:38

Evidence:
1.In Russian Crimea is called Crim
2.Insertion of "oa" into english words
3.Posts correlate with daytime in Russian timezones
4.All posts reference roles in society, communistic concept of "from everyone to his ability", giving role to every citizen.
5.Subtly references rigid bureaucratic practices from Soviet Union.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-29 14:23

legit

Name: RedCream 2015-03-30 2:26

There is noa evidence whatsoaever that these claims have any foundation. Noa sensible roal has been admitted. Yoar nuts, they pumble. There is noa word foar "pumble" in Russian. Can you not understand what I am saying in this textual electronic venue?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-30 6:05

>>5
The phrase "textual electronic venue" does not occur in English or Google results, comrade. In Russian "textual electronic venues" is " текстовые электронные центры " which is "Electronic text centers"
Which has Google results, as it appears an archaic term for Electronic Library. Obviously not used since the 90's anywhere, except maybe..Russia..which loves electronic libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-30 9:42

Hello world! This is C++ speaking.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-30 15:57

>>7
Hello Sepples! You're a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 0:05

>>5
You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got Cool Whip. And...you want this girl perform some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her. Is that...accurate?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 1:15

>>9
Shockingly depraved. Also more Moldovian bad behavior than Russian, probably.

Name: RedCream 2015-03-31 2:39

>>6
The phrase "textual electronic venue" does not occur in English[.]

Wrong. It just did when I poasted it, and then it appeared again when you re-poasted it. It must nao be poasted the moast.

>>9
Is that...accurate?

Yes, except foar the following:

► I was not naked.

► There was noa 14 year old girl.

► A cat was relatively nearby but was not being chased.

► Nothing in my refrigeratoar could be construed as "Cool Whip" brand topping.

► It becomes obvious to any reasonable person that with noa girl extant, it can not be logically assigned to me the desire to have her perfoarm some sexual act of any soart. You have proapoased a foarm of objectless desireabiity which by implied foarknowledge of my interioar state of mind is naturally and obviously outside yoar sphere of knowledge in this venue.

That should all be clear noa. Utterly.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 4:45

it turns out redcream has been proven to be Russian on another /lounge/. http://tablecat.ipyo.heliohost.org/read.cgi/lounge/1427655107/7

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-31 16:41

RedCream is a Macedonian black from Saint Lucia who works as a spy for the Russians.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-01 1:20

Baseless accusations that have noa rational founding, >>12-kun!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-01 4:25

>>14
So why do you do that Italian noa, soa thing then? Is it actually how you speak? I find that very hard to believe...

Name: RedCream 2015-04-02 4:35

>>15

Why are you soa intolerant of the different practices of other people? Admit yoar roal.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-02 13:43

>>15
I always assumed the 'oa' thing was a joke on English spelling conventions, since we spell a lot of words with 'oa', like 'boat', 'road', 'oak', et cetera.

Never thought it was an Italian thing until you mentioned it. I never read "noa" as "no-a".

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-02 14:52

I always assumed that feeding attention whores was something only idiots do.

I still assume it, too.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-02 20:22

>>17
I never read "noa" as "no-a".

You appear to knoa what is going on. We will admire the roal admitted without admitting such to the other readers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-02 23:41

>>17
Actually, it has been shown that RedCream uses inflections associated with Italians (such as pronouncing no as no-ah) because it is in his Jewish nature to deflect attention from his Russian ways.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-04 9:39

Boomp.

I'm Fucking tired of people ignoring perfectly good threads -- this one -- while 100 shitty ones are bogging down the site. And I see lots of activity in those shitty ones. It doesn't make any Fucking sense.

this board is full of returds.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-04 13:36

Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-04 15:46

Shalom!

Name: RedCream 2015-04-05 1:40

While we are reviving this esteemed thread, I must remind the readers moast voaciferously that I have never expressed any suppoart foar Vladimir Putin. I admit my roal. My roal is this and it is admitted. I make the admission; and this is the roal. The admission is the subject, and the roal is the predicate. I can not be any moar clear (and that is in itself another roal, which I herein admit).

printf(roals(RedCream));

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-05 4:52

>>24
I have never expressed any suppoart foar Vladimir Putin. I admit my roal. My roal is this and it is admitted. I make the admission; and this is the roal. The admission is the subject, and the roal is the predicate. I can not be any moar clear (and that is in itself another roal, which I herein admit).
Because Putin is a Tsarist. By accepting such a roal you are essentially admitting that you are a commie and probably a jew as well.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-05 23:40

The singular lack of suppoart foar Vladimir Putin does not imply any poalitical stance whatsoaever!

That is the end of the matter! THREAD OAVER!

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 7:10

>>26
RedGleam, why so serious?

Name: RedCream 2015-04-06 7:17

>>27
I doa nota appreciate being oated bya anonymous.

PUMBLENUTS.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 9:12

>>28 your gimmicky 'oa' is not kawaii at all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 10:01

>>29
kawaii
Alpha male here. That faganese talk make you look seriously gay and beta, dude. Drop that shit if you want any hope at all, I'm serious.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 11:09

>>30 Alpha male wouldn't visit progrider, you're actually a omega male trying desperately to move up the monkey ladder by using crude language and imitation of "tough guys on the internet" who are insecure betas.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:32

>>30-31
Back to your cage, "alpha" monkeys.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:34

>>33
Check your human privilege

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:35

>>33
Are you kidding? Check your dubs privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 12:50

>>34
I was blind to my dubs privilege, thank you for educating me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 13:15

>>31
>>32
Are you kidding? He offered genuine good advice, there's no need to attack him for actually helping. No wonder this place is such a sausage fest...

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 13:34

>>36
Why does your every post start with "Are you kidding?"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 15:53

>>37
Are you kidding?

Name: RedCream 2015-04-06 16:05

You have responded to a RedCream cloan, >>29-sama, and not a very good one at that. You have been easily fooled. Admit yoar roal.

DER FINGSTOOTZ FRUM DER VOODVERK OOT!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-06 18:30

>>37
Because everything in his life is a joke.
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