I guess, in a war of US vs China, China will be the only one with a standing army... cause the US army will be rolling or lying. Mwahahaha.
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Anonymous2015-01-07 10:27
I can just imagine Murrican soldier lardballs rolling down the ramp to their ship. Where they're greeted with holy cheese-smeared tacos and hamburgers and coca-cola for all the calories they've utterly lost while rolling.
US air fighters probably have theor maximum flying range cut in half because of the weight of lardass pilots.
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Anonymous2015-01-07 10:30
Why do Murricans have mirrors above their toilets? So they can see their dick while they pee.
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Anonymous2015-01-07 10:31
US LARDMY
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Anonymous2015-01-07 10:36
>>3 Pretty sure the belly blocks that view. It's a known syndrome.
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Anonymous2015-01-07 15:10
you can still make good use of fat people, just strap them full of explosives and roll them down the streets of beijing
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Anonymous2015-01-07 15:17
A shocking 20 percent of all male recruits and 40 percent of female recruits are too heavy to enter into the military ranks 40 percent of female recruits
BIG & BEAUTIFUL! ! ! ! STOP FAT SHAMING!!!!
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Anonymous2015-01-07 15:43
Even if everyone on the US was fit and able, the Chinese army would still be considerably larger in numbers. It's a non-concern, really.
More than 71% of America's youth would fail to qualify for military service because of their physical, moral or cognitive shortcomings, according to recruiting command statistics. But their weight is a leading reason, and it's getting worse.
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Anonymous2015-01-07 19:04
better to slowly poison the chinese into defeat with burgers, soda, mtv and feminism, because america no longer has a chance winning wars against it