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End of US Army

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 10:21

Who made fun of the Chinese army for being low-tech? The US recruits are too fat to even enter army:

http://www.military.com/military-fitness/weight-loss/troops-too-fat-to-fight
http://rt.com/usa/obesity-us-army-soldiers-791/

I guess, in a war of US vs China, China will be the only one with a standing army... cause the US army will be rolling or lying. Mwahahaha.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 10:27

I can just imagine Murrican soldier lardballs rolling down the ramp to their ship. Where they're greeted with holy cheese-smeared tacos and hamburgers and coca-cola for all the calories they've utterly lost while rolling.

US air fighters probably have theor maximum flying range cut in half because of the weight of lardass pilots.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 10:30

Why do Murricans have mirrors above their toilets?
So they can see their dick while they pee.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 10:31

US LARDMY

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 10:36

>>3
Pretty sure the belly blocks that view. It's a known syndrome.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 15:10

you can still make good use of fat people, just strap them full of explosives and roll them down the streets of beijing

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 15:17

A shocking 20 percent of all male recruits and 40 percent of female recruits are too heavy to enter into the military ranks
40 percent of female recruits

BIG & BEAUTIFUL! ! ! ! STOP FAT SHAMING!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 15:43

Even if everyone on the US was fit and able, the Chinese army would still be considerably larger in numbers. It's a non-concern, really.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 15:44

>>6
Or make them fart and detonate their farts.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 15:48

The situation among the new recruits is even worse than among currently serving personnel:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/08/29/army-recruiting-obesity/14798757/

More than 71% of America's youth would fail to qualify for military service because of their physical, moral or cognitive shortcomings, according to recruiting command statistics. But their weight is a leading reason, and it's getting worse.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-07 19:04

better to slowly poison the chinese into defeat with burgers, soda, mtv and feminism, because america no longer has a chance winning wars against it

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