I've got infected by a stupid bacteria called Bartonella henselae. It may stay in my body up to two months, but my huge lymphadenopathy may persist for 6 fucking months, and it's really painful. Don't get scratched by kittens /lounge/!
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Anonymous2014-12-06 10:30
Well, I don't know where they come from but they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good I hope they're doin' it for free
They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next door An' I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure I think I got it some more
They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever I got a bad scratch fever The cat scratch fever
Today I went to a clinic to confirm my Bartonella infection hypothesis. Doc first though it was cancer, so he did a couple of blood tests: fortunately it wasn't, so then he asked me if I practiced anal sex with many "partners", I said no lol, so finally he asked if I have, or interact with, kittens.
Right now I have fiver, and my kittens keep scratching my legs and arms. At least I got a z-pak...
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Anonymous2014-12-07 3:17
>>4 And you keep the cat? Throw it on a table and start beating it until it doesn't move from it, thus making it a tablecat.
Have you heard of a forum called /b/? Shh.. ur not supposed to talk about it, but I think u'd fit right in lmao
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Anonymous2014-12-07 4:00
wow super bad vibes from >>5, get some psychiatric help, man!
I save them from a tragic dead (massive eye infection) almost two months, they were newborn and had been abandoned by their mother. The first thing they saw was me, so they believe I'm their father or something: that's why they follow me everywhere and try to climb my legs all the time...
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Anonymous2014-12-07 4:05
>>8 You are making me miss my childhood cat. May she rest in peace.