CSD (Cat-scratch disease)

I've got infected by a stupid bacteria called Bartonella henselae. It may stay in my body up to two months, but my huge lymphadenopathy may persist for 6 fucking months, and it's really painful.
Don't get scratched by kittens /lounge/!

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And you keep the cat? Throw it on a table and start beating it until it doesn't move from it, thus making it a tablecat.