CSD (Cat-scratch disease)

I've got infected by a stupid bacteria called Bartonella henselae. It may stay in my body up to two months, but my huge lymphadenopathy may persist for 6 fucking months, and it's really painful.
Don't get scratched by kittens /lounge/!

wow super bad vibes from >>5­, get some psychiatric help, man!

I save them from a tragic dead (massive eye infection) almost two months, they were newborn and had been abandoned by their mother. The first thing they saw was me, so they believe I'm their father or something: that's why they follow me everywhere and try to climb my legs all the time...