I was tired, having not slept since yesterday. Tried to merge and hit an SUV carrying a woman named Stacy and six really cute lolis. No one was hurt and they made mocking faces at me from their vehicle. Stacy was really nice and didn't call the police though. It's not much damage, just some dents and paint damage, so I will probably pay for it myself if it's only a few thousand. I feel like garbage though. Please give me a hug, /lounge/.
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Anonymous2016-05-31 0:21
I'm not hugging no would-be murderer. Take more breaks anon before you plow your car into a crowd of screaming children
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Anonymous2016-05-31 0:33
>>2 I know. I don't even get paid overtime. I'm so pathetic. Now I've got three different meals from fast food restaurants and I'm eating my feelings. At least I'm not crying in a parking lot while doing so this time. I wish I were never born.
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Anonymous2016-05-31 0:46
Welcome to the ranks of vodka niggers, OP. Now you're officially russian. Leave your western citizenship at the door.
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Anonymous2016-05-31 11:05
JACKSON 5 GET
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Anonymous2016-05-31 13:20
Why are you not sleeping and instead shitposting on obscure textboardreddit?
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Anonymous2016-05-31 20:27
>>6 I was upset and eating dinner when I posted this last night.
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Marijuana Manager2016-05-31 21:34
Smoke weed everyday
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Anonymous2016-05-31 23:45
My trick when driving tired is to take a couple shots of brandy to keep me alert before I get behind the wheel. I also drive without the seat belt because it gives me some extra incentive to be safe. If I'm really tired, I'll start texting people so they will respond and I'll have something to think about.
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Anonymous2016-06-01 2:27
OP is a NEET living off his parents' income.
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Anonymous2016-06-01 2:28
check em boys
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Anonymous2016-06-01 3:53
>>10 I'm not, I'm a ENTERPRiSE FIOC webapper with a lots of money because I have nothing to spend money on.