It's too late to change your hikkikomori ways!

I'm sorry, but I can't help you! You're fucked!

>>7

Javascript is still a programming language, though it doesn't really deserve that title.

It's Turing-complete and can be used to make apps. Yes it's an "interpreted language" but most modern implementations use JIT anyway, so it's a programming language, unless you think C# isn't a programming language either.