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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-20 3:11

I wish I had doll joints.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-20 5:41

But you do >>28-kun. They are just concealed by your flesh, blood vessels, muscles, and ligaments!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-20 5:42

I'm bothered by the theat of being doxed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-20 5:43

>>30
Please delete.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-21 3:26

Doll joints would be annoying as shit. You'd have to lubricate them all the time, and shit could grow in the cracks. Think about insects laying eggs in your eyes, and they grow and eat their way out. That's what doll joints would feel like.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-21 5:54

>>32
But you'd be made of invincible marble! You could crush anything in your joints by just moving. check them

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-21 15:59

>>33
How about junkus feathers?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-21 19:49

>>33
Who the fuck makes dolls out of marble?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-23 1:05

Doesn't Jun make them out of wood in RM2013?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-23 14:07

You cannot marry your Chinese cartoons

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-23 19:47

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-23 20:03

>>38
wow he is the lord of the betas

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-23 22:28

>>39
Who are the betas? It sounds like a band.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-23 22:50

Lord of the Betas

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-24 5:52

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   |∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ |
   |∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ |
   |∵<・>∵∴<・>∵ |
   |∵∵/●\∵ ∵|   tanasinn
   |∵ /三 | 三| ∴ |
   |∵ |\_|_/|∵.|
   |∵ |  \__ノ  |∵.|
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Name: Anonymous 2015-07-24 18:25

Betamax was an inferior format.

Name: DubsCrafter - Check 'em 2015-07-24 18:28

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-25 16:39

Hinaichigo is the inferior maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 1:20

Who's the sneakiest, jewiest, meanest of them, Takano or Suiseiseki?

>>45
She's not even a maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:11

>>46
Desu is the sneakiest, but Takano is the jewiest and the meanest. Takano has no grace at all. She openly breaks down and starts sobbing and throwing a tantrum like a small child in front of the funding committee. The only reason she lasted that long was because of the Yamainu and because Nomura walked her through everything, and she still blew it. Suiseiseki has been hiding in the shadows, waiting to steal Jun's cock and Kun Kun from Shinku for months, but she refuses to hurt anyone, so she can't really be called mean or Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:25

>>45
Superior

>>46
How so?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:30

>>47
Well just because she doesn't hurts anyone doesn't means she isn't jewish. Personally I think she's a very jewish crafty little jew. Her hair even resembles those curly jewish sideburns that jewish people use. She's a tricky doll that needs to some good disciplining.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:31

>>48
Useless little stump.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 2:50

all this shilling and damage control
Cross posters are lame, end of story.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 3:34

>>51
You are a cross poster.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 6:47

>>52
She is the highest life form but she does not know it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 10:07

Why did the poster cross the road?
Because cross posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 19:45

>>51
Nice shilling meme, bro!

Name: DubsChecker 2015-07-28 5:58

>>55
Nice dubs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 7:01

Which Maiden is the sluttiest?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 7:23

>>57
Nice question, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 16:44

>>57
Hina. She's the dumbest, and dumb + cute usually leads to sluthood.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 17:55

>>57
Hina of course.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 10:40

>>59
No.

>>60
No!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 10:40

>>57
The Iron one, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:14

>>61
Yes, yes, yes!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:36

Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Hina are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Hina's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she exclaims "うっうー! You came so much inside of me!", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Hina's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:53

>>64
That's weird. Who would think such lewd things about a doll? She's not even anatomically correct.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 21:35

>>65
Yeah, Rozen just loved making loli dolls who were hopelessly in love with him and would kill to stay with him just because he enjoyed the process.

Besides that, they eat. And since they eat, they must also poop. And if the poop, they must have a butt. The butt is a sex organ too!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 23:47

>>66
They don't poop, foods gets converted into magical energy by them, not fecal matter!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 0:14

>>64
Is it still violating when its consensual?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 2:23

>>66
Yes, he enjoyed the process. The process of pumping his odious, stinky dick inside them!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 3:29

>>66
And if the poop, they must have a butt.
Not necessarily. http://sciencenordic.com/anus-mouthed-worm-looks-our-earliest-ancestor

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 8:04

>>70
ewww....

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 15:29

>>70
1: Giant sea cucumber eats with its anus (86)

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 16:27

>>70

anus-mouthed

That's our ancestor alright!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 18:38

Shinku didn't know what a toilet was, so she obviously didn't poop. It's magic.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 19:39

>>74
Nether would your dog know what a toilet is. She obviously poops just like the animals: at the grass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 20:46

Stinku poop's, through her mouth, with words.

>>75
My dog knows what a toilet is, a big bowl of funny-tasting water.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 21:16

>>76
*poops

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 22:46

>>77
Nice dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-31 23:54

No pooping means always clean anal.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 1:48

>>79
Anilingus everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 5:57

An anilingus a day keeps an anus infection away!

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-01 16:43

>>81
I don't think it works like that...

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-02 3:00

>>72
I really liked that thread, what a shame that it was killed during the spam.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-02 7:08

What are the dolls made out of? I don't want to fuck a hole in a piece of mahogany or whatever. It needs to be at least a little soft and warm, and preferably wet.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-02 18:45

>>84
They are magical, it doesn't matters what they are made of.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-02 19:33

>>85
doesn't matters

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 3:30

>>86
Fine, "don't matters" then. Are you happy now?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-03 17:37

>>86
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 0:21

That one with the yellow dress that played music was the best doll. It's just terrible that I can never remember her name.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 1:41

>>89
well I can never remember your mom's name, that's not a big deal, dude

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 1:59

>>92
Memes are the finest communication form.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 2:54

>>127
Hinaichigo is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig slut.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 2:58

Meme magic is real.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 3:25

you guise are fucking stupid its unbelievable

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 3:46

>>94
Oyashiro-sama will punish you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:00

>>95
good for him!
and my cock will punish your mom
>you fail
>you GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:05

I challenge thee to count the number of meanings derivable from >>94.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:08

>>97
thats poetry for you, cocksucker

u fail, GTFO, thx

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:11

I claim these dubs in honor of Imperial Japan. May it rise again and annihilate its inferior enemies.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:15

>>99
hiro-fucking-shima, motherfucker

little boy wrecking your shit on d-day, best day of my life

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:18

remove sushis YOLO

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:28

>>95
oyashiro-sama is so bad at his job that kei1 had to it for him

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 4:57

>>100
You laugh now but wont be so funny face when you all kill by niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 5:28

Are niggers also a curse from Oyashiro-sama?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 6:47

niggers
smh....

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 6:48

>>103
>>104
racist tbh

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 12:20

>>104
Rika died for your niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 15:03

>>107
Rika was gangraped by niggers. Poor Rika was literally torn apart! R.I.P. Rika.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 15:21

>>108
niggers
. . ..entire post dismissed. Leave, racist.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 16:05

Rika was gangraped by African-Americans. Poor Rika was literally torn apart! R.I.P. Rika.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 16:52

>>109
NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 17:08

>>111
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 17:49

Rika has never fucked a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 17:50

If I were a smelly nigger I'd promptly kill myself. Too bad I'd also have a sub-85 IQ and therefore be unable to achieve the enlightenment needed to perform such act.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 18:21

fucking niggers, man

they are apes

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 19:05

>>115
No, they're not! They're an intermediary step between ape and man.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 19:09

>>112
NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 23:04

If I were a smelly male nerd I'd promptly kill myself. Too bad I'd also have a sup-85 IQ and therefore be too occupied with enlightenment to perform such act.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 23:06

niggers are the master race. Accept them as your god.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 23:08

Nigger was gangraped by Rikas. Poor Nigger was literally torn apart! R.I.P. Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-04 23:55

My fucking gf for 4 years cheated on me. About a year ago. She left me because she said i was boring. I caught her with some nigger that only worked at a fast food job. I wanted to kill that nigger but then i relaized its not his fault. Its hers. It turns out she fucked 12 gue before me. I only fucked 2 women. I loved her but women dont understand love.

Now im back in the scene and at 28 nothing but single moms whores and women that fucked niggers only becuase they are black and have hung cocks.

Fuck women they are all sluts.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 0:10

My fucking bf for 4 years cheated on me. About a year ago. He left me because he said i was boring. I caught him with Rika who didn't have a job. I wanted to kill that Rika but then i relaized its not her fault. Its his. It turns out he fucked 12 lolies before me. I only fucked 2 men. I loved him but men dont understand 3D love.

Now im back in the scene and at 28 nothing but single man whores and men that fucked lolies only becuase they are cute and have 2D vaginas.

Fuck men they are all sluts.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 0:29

So i have this problem when taking drugs.. I always have this worry that I've either shat or pissed myself. It all started at a festival where the mud and rain and alcohol infused into the ground smelt like shit. Which made me worry that it wasn't the ground, but was actually me. Since then whenever i smoke weed, take MDMA, 2cb any kind of drug I get this huge worry that I have soiled myself.

Its horrible. I've tried to get past it and forget by telling myself that i'm just being stupid, but you know what happens when you smoke weed and go down the dark thoughts. It doesn't stop, unless i try and pull myself out of it. But it becomes so bad that i need to go and sit on my own for a while to compose myself. Whenever anyone mentions farting, or anything to do with poo/pee i immediately think they're talking about me. ITS THAT BAD. (yes we're a very childish group)

So.. anyone have any tips on how to stop thinking i've got nuggets in my pants? Thanks

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 4:47

>>113
Niggers have fucked Rika though;

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 17:07

>>124
No they haven't. There are no niggers in Hinamizawa. The Yamainu would have to kill them because the already fragile self control of the nigger is no match for the Hinamizawa syndrome, and they would go crazy immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 18:35

Niggers were the first to be sacrificed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-05 19:00

>>125
niggers are absolutely everywhere, friend, even in Japan

miss Japan is a nigger nowadays

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