Remember when /jp/ was good?

I do.

Japan is shit and so are weeaboo boards. Go fuck yourself.

Remember when /prog/ was good? I don't.

>>5
/jp/ is far, far from being a weeaboo board.

I am not a cum craving subhuman faggot so I have never posted on /jp/.

>>7

I am not a cum craving subhuman faggot

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I don't, and I was there on day one.

elona general = best thread on /jp/ :^)

If these dubs aren't removed immediately I'm calling the EPA!

>>11

Prithee knave, but I damn thy unary dubs.

>>12
*Prithee knave, but I damn thine unary dubs.

Do not deign to instruct me on grammar, >>13-suke. You risk being given the goatfinger.

>>14
Please give me the goatfinger Cream-tan!

You do not sound truly prepared foar the hoarroar of being given the goatfinger, >>15-kun. Should I issue you a certification test?

I didn't invent the hypothetical situation, but let's just suppose for a second that I did.

>>17
I supposed it for a second, and then stopped considering it. Perhaps you should have requested a longer duration.

>>18

I hereby request a duration of suppoasition that is two oarders of magnitude longer.

I miss shitting on the floor thread. But I'm pretty sure everyone in them killed themselves.

>>19
Please stop misspelling random words intentionally! It's very grating! It also makes you look like a weeaboo kike!

>>20
shitjug threads are now on /r9k/
not quite the same, but pretty close
99% satire though, yet everyone thinks it's serious

>>20
This may superior you, but I forced that meme.

>>23
``This'' /prog/ sUSSMAN ``roal'' may DJapco //pol/ecat your /kebabs// ((((())))), but (((I))) mental mIDGET GalLery toilet TAoCP /dis/ SICP (everyday) >>5-san ``toDAY?'' scRUbber Xarn ebin ebin EBIN Shii``t''chan VOID(); L O N D O N snacks Culver tanAsinn (((((le))))) MRVacBob-SAMa FORCeD ebin auTIS``m'' E B I N ((([``/jp/'']))) Ruby On(); JEWS coda ``0xDEADBEEF'' (((XD))) AI until(false) MarkOV RAILS cHAIN moSes Intel facesitting fRoZEN maymaY car cuddER /frog/ *holds up REALLY JACKSON //*whips out ENTROPY* 5 ANDRU spork* end of file VIPPER >>86-kun 64-bit operaTIng smoke 6.001 weed REDDIT snake SYStem indentation of BRICKSOCK code, Search fart(); Engine ANus tHat can world4ch epic /dev/urandom xDDD TAlk and toKIKo IsraeL ``feel'' Optimization CHECK 'EM thread fUQIN over JapaNESE SpaGhETTi ``dude'' [back to le /g/ro skiski] nuthin personnel schizphRENia 2hu eGIN cocK ``grO'' ^^ =)

>>23
I had a big problem with that when I was younger. I used to be unable to part with anything and commonly hid shit behind furniture. It was the same instinct that made it so that when I walked over a crack in the sidewalk, I had to do it equally with the other foot. But then came the realization that I in fact put one foot on the crack first, and then the other. So I had to do it in reverse. Even today I still sometimes get like this. I can't stand walking on sidewalks. But at least I can somewhat control it and it doesn't debilitate me. I got sent to a lot of psychologists over it when I was a kid.

And that's the story of how I ended up on /prog/

>>25
Does that mean if you fist me with one hand, you have to do it with the other, and then do it all again in reverse order?