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Name: Anonymous 2021-09-04 19:36

Only programming content.
No Mentifex memes allowed.

Name: Mentifex Communicat 2021-09-05 7:32

First we should Google or BINGle "YLYL". You LOVE/LAUGH/LIVE you LOSE/LEARN. They left out "LAME".

Yesterday M*ntifex went to a Goodwill thrift store in search of used John le Carre spy-books, but none were found. After swimming in Green Lake today on 2021-09-04 Saturday, M*ntifex went to the Books section of LDS/Mormon "Deseret Industries" and again found zero John le Carre books but bought "A Farewell to Arms" by E. Hemingway for $2.00; "At Dawn We Slept" by Gordon W. Prange for $2.00; and "Spy Hook" by Len Deighton for $3.00 plus tax. When the hotshot prog-rammers on this Schizo Magnet Board get as old as Very Truly Yours, they will discover that they can re-read the books of their favorite authors after forgetting all the individual sentences. You could buy all the books of John le Carre and read them over and over, forgetting each one as soon as you read it.

But why are all the John le Carre books disappearing from all the used-book stores? Don't you smell a rat? M*ntifex may have to swallow his pride and crawl back in to Magus Books which refused to sell his new 2020 book "Artificial Intelligence in Ancient Latin". Recently M*ntifex had only thirteen cents ($0.13) in his bank account, before an infusion of funds from Uncle Sugar. Meanwhile, some weird things were happening, leet programmers of the unbridled Board! Two things, one for sure, but what was the other thing? At the coffee-shop hang-out place, where M*ntifex hobnobs with one guy whose kidneys have given out and another guy who has been in flight-crash pain for decades, M*ntifex casually and stupidly mentioned that he had not seen a doctor since 1986. Wrong thing to say to sufferers of extreme malady. And even then it was only because he was beat up by the Seattle police at a protest against https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chun_Doo-hwan -- the Korean dictator.

Anyway M*ntifex has figured out a new memetic technique to use on Schizos Anonymous. You wait until some proggie posts a link to a painstakingly written blog-post like https://soatok.blog/2021/08/24/programmers-dont-understand-hash-functions and then you post a Comment with revelations from your magically fascinating life. Such a technique will encourage the Top Minds of Prog -- not http://old.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit -- to link from here to their well-written, well-thought-out blogposts. So this little excerpt from the otherwise frivolous drivelous Mind of M*ntifex is truly "programming content" like it says in the YLYL header of this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2021-09-06 10:17

>>2
buying physical books
literally paying for deforestation & burning excess fossil fuels
millions of free book files online, one search away

https://b-ok.asia/s/John%20le%20Carre

Name: Anonymous 2021-09-06 10:46

this book is more appropriate to current Clown World
https://www.bookscool.com/classic/The-Looking-Glass-War-103668/1

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