I am going to teach programming to my brother's wife

At first it seemed an easy task.

But then I thought I could choose what language to teach her first,
And impose my own technical preferences upon a new programmer...

Then it seemed an interesting task.

But then I thought she might have her own innate preferences and if I suggest something unprefered she might opt out,
And knowing those innate preferences from implicit behavioural cues is hard,
So I thought I might run psychological tests upon her to find out which type of programmer she would fit into best...

And then it seemed a challenging task.

Which I have not yet given up on!

Enlighten me, /prog/, on what psychological tests I might run upon her to find out what type of programmer she would fit into best,
And thus what programming language would better fit into her life experiences as her first learned programming language?

>>4
Why fuck my brother's wife and possibly ruin their relationship when I can find some other girl for my fancies outside the touch-protected zone and actually expand the size of the pie?

Id est why play a zero-sum game against my coolest bro in the world while I could be playing an unbound-sum game alongside him ?