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Incel script kiddie/windows peasant vs virgin hipster vs CHAD HACKER

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-08 22:04

incel "windows peasant / script kiddie":
- Uses windows 10 and visual studio
- only develops shitty proprietary web apps
- thinks cmd is actually a hacker tool
- doesn't know what POSIX is
- only linux distributions he know are ubuntu and kali because "linux = haxx0rs XD"
- probably a wagie cuck
- uses spotify and electron apps without even realising how shitty nodejs is.
- uses chrome, or brave / vivaldi / opera if he's particularly paranoid and wants to "protect his privacy" (lol)
- owned by NSA and corporations on a daily basis
- only shell commands he knows are cd and exit
- retard manchild who plays videogames the whole day when not trying to develop a webapp or a shitty unity game

Virgin "tech hipster":
- Uses an overpriced macbook and a botnet-tier iphone
- far-left supporter, soyboy and male feminist cuck
- codes in atom or visual studio code, thinks web "apps" are actually something innovative
- wastes his time using facebook, twitter and instagram
- model citizen who hangs out at starbucks all day
- thinks any unix-like system is good
- language repretoire limited to very high-level dynamic languages like javascript, python and ruby
- uses shitty proprietary apps like chrome, itunes and discord
- always has to have the latest and most expensive gadget in order to feel like his existence is justified

CHAD ACTUAL HACKER:
- exclusively uses thinkpads and enhanced old laptops running GNU/Linux
- capable of taking over the world with a fucking raspberry pi if he wanted to
- C, shell scripts, make and python is all you need.
- May learn python and three different kinds of assembler if he wants to be chadder
- codes in vim, geany or emacs
- hates facebook, twitter and botnet-tier social network shit. Exclusively uses imageboards, IRC and/or XMPP to hang out with other chad hackers
- mocks society, NSA and corporations on a daily basis
- anarchist, but he doesn't care about political ideologies.
- made three different viruses to piss off the incel windows peasant
- has an ungoogled smartphone and he exclusively installs apps from f-droid
- "use palemoon with uMatrix bro"
- cmus is the only music player he needs
- has enough monero to survive the next banking panic a hundred times over

Name: Anonymous 2020-03-12 7:11

>>24
I was under the impression T460 and T470/480 (non s) frames were almost identical? What gave you this impression of flimsiness? Cheaper plastics? Cost reductions? Is the keyboard at least still alright?
Everything goes to shit, but at least they retained a full sized RJ45 port, non-soldered RAM and hot swappable batteries. Upgrading the screen one day for a 4k isn't a big problem either. They still come with a minimum 3 years warranty and some mil-spec that sounds like total bullshit, I'm not that naive so let's not comment about that. Buying a used laptop was out of the question as people usually watch porn and come buckets all over their keyboard. T480 seemed the less shitty option in Lenovo's current line of products.

The pi 4b is already usable as a machine, and you can buy a cluster for half the price of a ThinkPad
Awesome. How do I write e-mails and shitpost when I'm homeless? Can I plug the Frankenstein workstation in a bar or somewhere near the couch at a good-souled student girl's studio apartment? Do they fit in the small backpack that makes me indistinguishable from a regular showered and shaved normie student carrying a small backpack? Is a virtualized Windows 10 even remotely usable on your DIY cluster?

You don't use Frankenstein workstation yourself, don't advertise that shit, lead by example.

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