Weed and /prog/ramming

I tried programming when smoking weed, but I drifter away to hacker fucking news and kept reading about hacking normies and meme generation.
how does it work>?

Weed slows down your brain. It's also proven to lower IQ in the long run. Real programmer drugs:

1. Methamphetamine (microdosed)
2. Amphetamine
3. Ritalin
4. Vyvanse
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100. Modafinil
101. Strattera
102. LSD (microdosed)
103. Psilocybin (microdosed)
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(power gap)
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90001. Cannabis
90002. Xanax
90003. Opiates
90004. Alcohol