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Programming and IQ

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 19:27

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 19:58

We need positive discrimination against high IQ people. Because they are gifted, they need less support and can go with smaller salary.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 20:24

I have IQ between 60 and 70
Doubt it, but you are clearly a schizoautist, seek help.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 20:53

Those wishing to support me and radical Russophobia, I call to use effective methods of causing damage to the enemy's manpower - the Russians. For the war against the Russians, there are many paths, from terrorist attacks and direct action, to the creation of a social rifts - social terrorism.

It's necessary to divide Russians into several groups and pit them against each other. Any difference (even contrived) can be used for social conflict. For example, you can create different social clubs for only people whose surnames end into -ev or -ov (KhrushchEV, AndropOV), -in (StalIN, PutIN), and all else: -sky, -ch, -yan (TrotSKY, KaganoviCH, MikoYAN). Another example are differences in IQ, it would be easier to control low IQ individuals and they are more agressive. To create such IQ group, just administer IQ tests for potential members, then sorting them into different groups, which could be pit against each other. And we all know, that difference in race, musical tastes, wealth, ethnicities and sexuality can lead to strife too.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 21:05

People who program usually have low IQ. People with high IQ study physics, engineering and math, not computer science.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 21:08

>>5
CS has nothing to do with programming..

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 22:02

>>6
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 22:59

>>7
Wrong.

Name: Однажды Порою 2018-10-05 2:30

One time some Muscovites were in the cemetery and were finding the graves of the famous old Commies and Bolsheviks. One of them said, "Where is Kaganovich buried?"

An old man sitting on a bench spoke up and said, "I am not dead yet. Lazar Kaganovich is still alive."

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 3:02

>>8
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 6:10

>>1
High IQ people tend to be better programmers but on the other hand they're disgusted with code they use/create and have too high of a standard for languages, so they may be not as productive as code monkeys churning pages of Java.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 7:09

If there is one thing I learned in this thread, it's that loq IQ people hate Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 8:24

>>10
Wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 10:57

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand C++. The type system is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical computer science most of the design choices will go over a typical programmer's head. There's also Bjarne's simultaneously perfectionist, practical and humanist mindset, which is deftly woven into the language- the C++ culture of giving expert-level tools to all programmers draws heavily from Søren Kierkegaard's existentialist philosophy, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the design, to realise that it's not just (almost) backwards compatible with C- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike C++ truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the insight in Bjarne's catchphrase "You don't pay for what you don't use," which itself is a cryptic reference to Knuth's monograph The Art of Computer Programming. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as template error messages unfold themselves on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a C++ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Name: Average Bear 2018-10-05 11:33

>>14
There's also Bjarne's simultaneously perfectionist, practical and humanist mindset,

Hey! You're maligning

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bjarne_Stroustrup

here and

>>14
a cryptic reference to Knuth's monograph The Art of Computer Programming.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Knuth

there. You write like Guy Trebay of the New York Times -- brilliantly but all too smugly. Please give us more of your Unzeitgemaesse Betrachtungen.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 11:42

>>12
Putin is very smart and dangerous, so we must destroy him.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 16:08

The type system is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical computer science most of the design choices will go over a typical programmer's head
Did you find a kopipe about Coq and made it about C++ or something?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 16:42

>>17
No. The copipe was originally about pedophile subculture, that yo have to be smart to appreciate the beauty of young girls, as opposed to old women.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 19:47

>>16
finish your'e game first

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 21:14

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rust. The pointer semantics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of PL theory most of the concepts will go over a typical programmer's head. There's also Rust's zero-cost abstractions, which are deftly woven into the standard library - its architectural philosophy draws heavily from Haskell literature, for instance. The Rust evangelists understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this language, to realize that it's not just the future- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rust truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the truth in Rust's existencial catchphrase "guaranteed memory safety, fearless concurrency, zero-cost abstractions" which itself is a cryptic reference to Edward Kmett's Haskell package Lens I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Philip Wadler's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rust tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 5:58

>>20
Tbh Rust is more C++ than Haskell. https://gankro.github.io/blah/linear-rust/

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 10:16

>>21
C++ does not have linear types and neither does Rust. Rust only has affine types.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 15:26

C++20 > Rust

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 15:51

>>23
Coq > C++20

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 16:12

>>24
suck my coq dude

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 19:21

>>25
I am not a dude, I am a dudette..
And who would ever want to suck yours? LOL

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 20:33

>>26
it's an old meme you dummy

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