You Earthlings have a very interesting thread going here. Do all the greatest minds of Earth flock here to the /prog/ site in order to enjoy their version of the Götterdämmerung? Apparently the idea here is to state that the given Earthling may seem to possess something of a low and despicable value, while he claims that his "other" car is a Rolls Royce or his "other" computer is an Amiga or his "other" girlfriend is a glamorous super-model. But what in the name of Gharlane of Eddore is the very cleverest form of this earthly witticism? Something along the lines of "My other [blank] is a [BLANK}.