Best hacking pet

RMS likes parrots.
Many hackers own cats.
A pet cactus a great low-maintenance alternative.
What pets do you recommend to maximize elite hacking potential?

>>1
I'd say fish. They are silent but they move and have nice colors. They're like moving flowers so it's relaxing to have them around.

>>3
Can you try to be a little less an anus and just ignore threads where you have nothing to contribute instead of harassing and insulting other posters like a raging toddler?