this is why you should shave every day

beards are full of shit

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/beards-contain-more-poo-toilet-5631899

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Why do people keep assuming that when someone announces a sage, they mean it in the sense that they're conflating sage with downvotes? That sentence makes perfect sense if he was speaking about sage in normal terms.