just a question...

So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /anus/'s opinion on this...

I searched for hours looking for the original sex vs programming epic thread, but could only find the second epic thread that followed it https://archive.tinychan.org/read/prog/1256039286 I think the original got deleted.