I need a quick rundown on Nikita

How did he enter Ukraine? Is he a political refugee because of that poor hamster he burnt alive?

Nikita Sadkov is a gentle soul erudite scholar who needs to be loved. We must find Nikita Sadkov and gently caress him. Nikita Sadkov's long thought pieces curves around into the PostModern imaginarium and through the social perspective into a modern interpretation of mysticism. He violently questions the status-quo through his words and into the collectivist interpretations of politics. His readers moan with joy. Nikita Sadkov has 10000 written works with force, filling every potential reader with 2000 new interpretations of mysticism and historicity. The force of the ideas compelled makes Nikita Sadkov's brain turn active, figuratively fracturing due to it's impossibly huge amount of information. The force of his exploding brain figuratively blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 buddhist priests fall from the sky and he can't resist and starts taking note of the sacred science of ancient japan and is illuminated 10000 times in a buddhist temple. His mind is illuminated forever and he is always leaking wisdom. He was a cool guy the whole time the end.