Which touhou would you program with?

Discuss.

>>101
Eiffel is for writing real-world programs, but also happens to be the best language for teaching OOP.

Java is not good for teaching introductory programming or OOP. Can you explain why 0123 isn't the number 123 or why int and Integer are different? Java is good for causing confusion and turning students into brain-damaged zombies.

These students think they are stupid because their professors are teaching Java and all of these big companies are using Java, so the students must be the problem and they're ``bad programmers'', but they are fine and Java is the problem. Recognizing these problems is a sign that your brain is still functional.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/565634/integer-with-leading-zeroes
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/7218760/why-is-08-not-a-valid-integer-literal-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/33053865/error-while-inserting-09-in-array-list-using-add
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/970039/09-is-not-recognized-where-as-9-is-recognized
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/21410770/how-to-store-09-in-integer
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/23211146/java-using-08-and-09-in-an-array
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/23534851/difference-between-08-and-8-in-for-int-variable-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/44987545/why-is-009-out-of-range
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/14567033/why-cant-a-long-start-with-zero
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/40212217/whats-difference-between-this-two-biginteger-valueof10000-and-biginteger-valu

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/35540278/why-the-object-wrapper-for-an-int-is-integer-and-not-int
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/8660691/what-is-the-difference-between-integer-and-int-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/564/what-is-the-difference-between-an-int-and-an-integer-in-java-and-c
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/34087588/what-is-the-use-of-creating-an-integer-object-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/25793216/what-is-character-and-is-there-a-difference-from-char-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/27232050/what-is-the-difference-between-int-and-integer
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/18845289/int-and-integer-arrays-what-is-the-difference
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/34205885/why-for-declaring-an-integer-or-double-long-etc-int-is-not-capitalized
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/18333648/primitive-vs-object-type-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5199359/why-do-people-still-use-primitive-types-in-java
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/3257967/primitives-types-in-java

All of these answers are wrong. There's only one correct answer: Java is brain-damaged crap.