How NP-hard can you get‽‽!!?

I'm reading http://www.scottaaronson.com/papers/pnp.pdf and I'm NP-hard right now! My 3-SAT scores are off the chart. I've counted my Hamilton cycles twice in an hour.

Please help, I'm so NP-hard but I need to P!

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You're right, we should be giving that taxpayer money to niggers so they can buy more crack and guns.