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Programmer's Music Mix for Dark Minds

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-30 0:47

Get to work
Enterprise IntelliJ Java Beans and Node.js ES6 Enterprise frameworks
Pajeet just won't stop talking about his shitting street
Need something to cut out the noise
Can count on Programmer's Music Mix for Dark Minds every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dkqVj7heiA

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-09 21:39

>>38
Shit's getting meta. How about we go back to /b/ memes?

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-09 22:18

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-10 0:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr-XL6opuRo this is what i listen to while hacking

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-10 0:03

>>40
I've always thought that memory use in C++ is not going to arbitrarily change and that programmers normally act like this (assuming single threaded and non-shared memory etc). In the cases where we know it can change arbitrarily, we use the volatile keyword to tell the compiler about the volatility of certain variables. Do you have any documentation to show me more about this, I don't know what I would need to search in the C++ standard to find such information.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-10 0:14

>>40
Sounds like somebody needs to reread DA STANDARD.

>>44
The volatile keyword is mainly to tell the compiler not to make any assumptions when optimizing, as the usual assumptions may not be accurate. It's basically telling the compiler "don't try to be smart, or you'll probably just end up fucking things up". What >>34 is talking about is functions that do not have any sort of state, i.e. that is for every specific combination of explicit parameters, they have a single well-defined return value. For example, time(NULL] is an impure function, since its return value depends on the state of the system clock, which is not provided as an explicit argument. Likewise, the rand() function is impure, since it takes no arguments (and thus has only one COMBINATION of arguments that is valid), yet its return value is unpredictable.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-10 0:50

>>45
Thanks for clearing that up.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-10 8:20

>>13,15-16
partial application is pointless in C. it is not pointless in languages with first-class and higher order functions. the possibility of dynamically, programatically creating new functions based on the other ones (without the requirement of either the arguments or the input function being known at compile-time) is much more meaningful when functions can be assigned to variables, passed to other functions, returned from other functions and generally treated like everything else in the language.

and sure, you don't really need it. after all, languages without such feature are Turing complete and it's possible to find other ways of doing whatever you need to do. but I think it's a nice abstraction that can often make your work easier.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-12 3:36

JavaScript

The last language you will ever need

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-12 5:31

>>48
You can't write desktop apps in JavaScript.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-12 7:00

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-12 11:39

>>50
I've been using atom for the last weeks because of company policies and every time I launch the program (sorry, the ``app''), I am closer to accepting death not as a ghoulish fate but as a solace.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-13 4:36

launch my anus

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-13 13:37

>>51
This is what it's like to work for hire. Suck it up snowflake.

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-14 3:03

>>51
>>53's advice is shit, just quit & chill in nature lol

Name: Anonymous 2017-01-14 3:43

>>54
chill in nature
Make sure to do this with your favorite Touhou

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