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Name: Anonymous 2016-08-17 21:25

Make architypes of programmers ITT:

The elitist:
* Loves plan9 and constantly reminds people that plan9 has a better way of doing this
* Uses a minimal window manager, 80% of his programs are terminal based
* Spends all day on IRC telling people to google it and triggering the bot to feed them factoids like a prepared explanation of the XY problem
* hosts his own web site but it's just a <html>nothing here</html> or a single image with no links
* "clowns" people on twitter and links it in his personal IRC community

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-06 17:20

The CS 101 grad

* copy and pastes his functions
* Refuses OOP and functional programming, not for philosophical reasons, but due to ignorance
* Likes Ubuntu but prefers Windows 10, because "it has games"
* Gives all his variables cute names
* Enjoys camel case
* 80% of his program is copy/pasted from stackoverflow answers

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